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... but sometimes you just have to.
http://www.kxly.com/Global/story.asp?S=9145810&nav=menu683_2_7

HA! Squirrel suicide guerilla tactics.

What are the chances?

Another "you shouldn't laugh" bit of news.

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/07/rabid.bat.school.ap/index.html

My favourite is still The Deputy Mayor of Delhi

One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.

Brilliant - just like in the Simpsons.

"And what happens when we're overrun with ferocious langur monkeys?"
"Simple - we introduce flesh eating baboons."

Actually, the monkeys can be a pain - I was seriously advised not to make eye contact with them - if you walk past a group of monkeys, you have to keep your eyes straight or to the ground like you're trying not to be noticed by a mob of thugs!

I was also told that they're less a problem for men, but they can tell the difference between men and women and have been known to attack and rip the clothes of females.

Somewhere in my depraved mind, I wondered if I might quite like to see that...

Farlsborough wrote:Somewhere in my depraved mind, I wondered if I might quite like to see that...

You weren't the only one thinking that...