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Postby Robbie » Oct 11th, '08, 12:38



In the London meet thread, a few days ago:
Totally Mental wrote:I will be thrusting myself upon you again


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Postby Lenoir » Oct 13th, '08, 17:17

Rufio wrote: Such delight to be had on the sofa just sliding it in and out - great pointer


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Postby Mandrake » Oct 13th, '08, 17:18

Rufio wrote:Such delight to be had on the sofa just sliding it in and out
With all due apologies, I thought I'd better post this before anyone else does. Mucky minds or what.....?

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Postby Lenoir » Oct 13th, '08, 17:24

Mandrake, you're too late

:wink:

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Postby Rufio » Oct 13th, '08, 17:32

How risque. This Innuendo Bingo sure is quick fire. Merely seconds after my innocent post was posted it was manipulated into a double double entendre by the cleanliness depraved and hawky ones. Bah. I wag my finger and bite my thumb T at thee.

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Postby HenryHoudini » Oct 13th, '08, 23:08

"I'm a big Tool fan..."
And
"...you can live in it for twice as long!"

I forget who posted this now. Well it was the same post, and two innuendos at once.

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Postby Mandrake » Oct 14th, '08, 09:31

Lenoir wrote:Mandrake, you're too late

:wink:
Only by one minute!!!
(a thousand curses on these swift fingered people....)

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Postby Replicant » Oct 14th, '08, 09:34

Mandrake wrote:swift fingered people


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Postby FairieSnuff » Oct 14th, '08, 13:56

Mandrake wrote:
Lenoir wrote:Mandrake, you're too late

:wink:
Only by one minute!!!
(a thousand curses on these swift fingered people....)


Always better to last one more minute !......

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Postby MagicBell » Oct 14th, '08, 18:23

Robbie wrote: I want some now! NOW!


Whoo, that's some demand.

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Postby Rufio » Oct 16th, '08, 11:22

daleshrimpton wrote:
themagicwand wrote:being spitroasted by the thompson twins".... :)


Thought i'd slip in this double entendre...

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Postby daleshrimpton » Oct 16th, '08, 11:30

Rufio wrote:
daleshrimpton wrote:
themagicwand wrote:being spitroasted by the thompson twins".... :)


Thought i'd slip in this double entendre...



trust me, its a single entedre` :lol:

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Postby greedoniz » Oct 16th, '08, 11:33

From Lady of Mystery:

For me, after I've videoed it a few times, watched it back and am happy with it, the first test run is in my front room in front of my boyfriend.

After that, I might invite a few friends around for their opinion but that's usually all I do for a test run. If you've got access to a good venue, then maybe you could put on a little test show for friends and family.


:shock: Blimey

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Postby Rufio » Oct 16th, '08, 11:40

greedoniz wrote:From Lady of Mystery:

I've videoed it a few times in my front room in front of my boyfriend.

After that, I might invite a few friends round. If you've got access to a good venue, then maybe you could put on a little show for friends and family.


:shock: Blimey


I thought that! With a bit of editing, however, it's particularly incriminating...

As to single or double, it would only be single if there was one skewer.

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Postby Replicant » Oct 16th, '08, 14:10

The wretched creature.

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