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by **flashman** » Oct 24th, '08, 18:39

Lady of Mystery wrote:

..length isn't really a problem. You can always mess around with it... and stretch it out to a satisfactory length.

good news for men everywhere...

by **Lady of Mystery** » Oct 25th, '08, 08:38

I was wondering how long before that made it on here

by **flashman** » Oct 25th, '08, 13:07

Sorry for the delay Lady of Mystery, I was at work when I found it....

Oh well, as I'm here: Lady of Mystery wrote:

I personally don't think that a 'performance' should last more than about 5 minutes unless it really is something special.

5 minutes?!? Like most women, I think you're being wildly optimistic....[/quote]

by **Replicant** » Oct 27th, '08, 12:00

FairieSnuff wrote:claps for everyone though ... very very funny..

Gonorrhea is no laughing matter.

Er...so I'm told.

by **Palfince** » Oct 27th, '08, 12:48

daleshrimpton wrote:I find the whole thing hard to swallow.

It speaks for itself...

by **queen of clubs** » Oct 30th, '08, 21:24

FairieSnuff wrote:Ill whack mine up in a bit

Mucky.

by **queen of clubs** » Nov 1st, '08, 17:46

Jordan C wrote:All packages come with three [...] clients [...] giving you back end access once you are hosted.

Am I the only one childish enough to be still posting in this thread? :p

by **Ian The Magic-Ian** » Nov 1st, '08, 21:34

what is the going rate for hires these days? My friend and I want to offer ourselves out in two ways

by **Duplicity** » Nov 6th, '08, 11:35

Lady of Mystery wrote:I may well hve to splash out on a couple of bits

Put some paper down first won't you.

by **daleshrimpton** » Nov 6th, '08, 16:35

ace of shades writes..

Beyond that, I could probably pull off a Victorian

that's one doctor who i dont want to see!

by **Mandrake** » Nov 6th, '08, 16:54

GaryGrace wrote:only Spugun had to endure my trembling hands.

Sorry Gary, couldn't resist

!

by **sleightlycrazy** » Nov 7th, '08, 02:03

Lady of Mystery wrote:I was wondering how long

by **Replicant** » Nov 9th, '08, 23:34

Mark Waddington wrote:Inch High Private Eye????????

Don't worry, Mark. Size is not everything.

Er...so I'm told.

by **Mark Waddington** » Nov 10th, '08, 09:04

Replicant wrote:
Mark Waddington wrote:Inch High Private Eye????????

Don't worry, Mark. Size is not everything.

Er...so I'm told.

Its not the size of the liner, its the motion of the ocean!!!!!

by **Replicant** » Nov 11th, '08, 20:13

bmat wrote:...it has been years since I've last played with it...

innuendo bingo