Hello Ian. I was just being slightly comedic with Rene, and I hope that he's more tuned in, quicker on the ball and less confused than you are-"LOL". It's just that he said if you have any questions, please don't hesitate. I hope that you are not the type of person that goes nit picking over rubbish, all the time, because I'm sure that you have been a nice guy, up to now. Well, we can't all harmonise, because discordia calls us, but, to be honest, I was just trying to make Rene smile, and I apologise, for not explaining every little joke for you. To be honest, I keep away from this kind of pathetic, petty squabbling, and try to stick to being helpful. Check my posts, and I hope that you'll find that I have tried to be helpful, in the short time that I have been here, and........Ah, just noticed that you are from Orlando. Sorry, I didn't realise that you were American, as we have a very different sense of humour (hence the old line about Americans not understanding irony, but if that's true, how were the Simpsons created?). I genuinely hope that you understand the former, and to be honest, you have annoyed me slightly, because your post is the sort of post that causes problems on sites like these, and I don't want my enjoyment of this site to be spoiled by somebody's narrow mindedness and misunderstanding.
There is a type of people that constantly try to make themselves look better, by putting others down. Some advice for you- Be sure your foundations are firm, before ye build your tower. Not for the first time, I hope that I am wrong, but you didn't give me much to go on, but an obvious criticism.

ANYWHO, I look forward to receiving your apology, some flowers and chocolates(milk, please-plain is not my poison), and in the name of Thoth, I hope that you can 'read between the lines' here, and enjoy that feeling.
Everybody is my friend, until they decide that they want to be my enemy, and if they want to be my enemy, then they cease to exist. I hate nobody or nothing, because hate is an energy form, and why waste energy on something that you don't like? Just ignore it, and believe me, it will go away. People use the word 'HATE' too flippantly, for my liking......"I hate waiting", etc. To these people, I say, "Really, if I was to hate again, I would probably start with Hitler and the like..."
I genuinely hope that you can draw some humour from this, stand up and be counted and don't forget the chocolates. I haven't the time, whilst having my time on this planet, to fall out with you. I am wrong a lot of the time, and will always try to see the other person's point of view, but I am a fool, and I love comedy, so it's easy to take what I say the wrong way, if you really want to. All that I would say, in closing, is that if you have a genuine criticism, please tell me, because this is an unusual form of communication, because we cannot see each others' eyes, and there is a lot lost in translation. A question mark will only create questions, not answer them. One last thing(get that in writing), can I have a kiss, please, honey? Bet you wasn't expecting all this from one question mark-lol. I'm going to chaeck out some of your previous posts, to get a better picture of your persona, so that this eventuality can be avoided in the future, and I genuinely hope that we can get on and be friends, because true friendship is truly priceless and is what I live for, but you have to start from the right place, with a reciprocal understanding. Just checking that the foundations are sound. All the best Ian, Gary.
P.S. I apologise, Rene, for this post on your post, via another post about my post(???), but please don't let this reflect the general attitude of the people on this site. This is an excellent, friendly, helpful and informative site and I would not like to marr that in any way(he said, having just done so-lol) and Ian and I will be best buddies, you'll see. Also, I agree with what Ace of 'S'hades says, "Yeah, what she said", and 'Ewige Bloomnkraft'. Apologies, and one last thing........could I have a kiss, please?