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Yeah...not funny, or it went straight over my head.

Oi!! Watch out mate... You'll have some f****** eye out with that!!

King Harold. Battle of Hastings. 1066

"Have I upset you dad?"

Marvin Gaye

I haven't looked it up, but I think groovy nuclear physicist Richard Feynman said something like: "I'm not going through this again. Dying is so boring," as he lay dying from cancer.

caffa wrote:I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.
~~ Richard Feynman, physicist, d. 1988

Aye he did that Tomo

Chuck Norris is a wussy.

William Palmer the victorian poisoner was executed by hanging. His alleged last words were 'are you sure this thing is safe?'

Not "last words" as in before death, but still-

I went to Pizza Hut once to celebrate a friend's birthday. The birthday boy (well, he was 19) wasn't feeling that great unfortunately. I cut him a tiny piece of the lovely chocolate cake we'd bought him, but he still said he didn't think he could manage it.

My precise words were, "come on Dave, even if I was feeling sick I'd eat that!"

This persuaded him, and indeed, after less than a minute he ran outside and threw up. (Some stray dogs came and ate his vomit. Just thought I'd add that pleasant little detail).

Thanks for that Farls, life is in the details after all.

And now some stray dogs are eating mine.

"Rosebud"
Charles Foster Kane

Can't figure out why this wasn't the first answer.

Whats the helmet for, it's not like im going to have an accident or anything...Richard Hammond.

on my tombstone i want "they told me i was getting better"

words on death bed would be "I wished i'd had more sex"