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Postby Sophie » Dec 4th, '08, 12:57



He laid her on the table so white, clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast and then he felt the right thigh the slit was wet and he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide he looked inside all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms and then he stuffed the turkey.

May I be the 1st to wish your dirty mind a Merry Christmas!!!!

Love N Stuff

Sophie. xxx :wink:

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Postby dat8962 » Dec 4th, '08, 19:23

You're such a tease :lol:

Merry Christmas to you too

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Postby Sophie » Dec 11th, '08, 15:16

I got it on a text!!! A bit of a shock at the time...I love naughty texts thou'!

And Merry Christmas To You. XXX

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Postby LambertClan2006 » Dec 11th, '08, 16:17

There must not be much Christmas spirit around yet.

Oh well, I have some


Merry Christmas

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Postby Carl Buck » Dec 11th, '08, 17:14

ooohh.. risky! Love it!!!! :D

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Postby cymru1991 » Dec 11th, '08, 23:16

I got that by text today- it's one of the better jokes I've received lately :D

Oh yes and.. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE :D

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Postby Tenko » Dec 12th, '08, 01:01

Yup got that a few years ago.

A student goes back to his room and finds his room mate in tears. What's up he asks ?

His room mate says he sent an email home asking for money to buy a laptop for Christmas.

What's wrong with that he says, reply, they sent me a laptop :oops:

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Postby Beardy » Dec 12th, '08, 20:45

Tenko wrote:Yup got that a few years ago.

A student goes back to his room and finds his room mate in tears. What's up he asks ?

His room mate says he sent an email home asking for money to buy a laptop for Christmas.

What's wrong with that he says, reply, they sent me a laptop :oops:


I don't get it?

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Postby Mandrake » Dec 12th, '08, 21:17

He asked for the money but got the laptop.... :wink:

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