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Here's a little parody of Nickleback's Rock Star that I came up with when I was bored last night.

It's not my best and I was struggling by the end but I thought I'd share...


I'm sat up in my bedroom with nothing better to do
I'm gonna learn magic tricks but I haven't got a clue
so I'm gonna find some rubish tutorials on YouTube

(so tell me what you want?)

I'm wanna spend all my pocket money on Ellusionist
That kool black and gold, tiger, viper deck, that's the best
and I'll video myself masterbating over them when they come

(so what you gonna do?)

I heard about some book written by a dude called Bobo
Who the hell's he, probabaly some old hobo
But I know best so I'm gonna download something from Bit Torrent for free

(so where you gonna perform?)

I'm gonna perform for my class and I'll be the man
I might even get to touch a pretty girl's hand
Then she's bound to fall in love with me

I'm gonna
be just like David Blaine
I'm gonna talk like him
and I'll dress the same

Coz we all just wanna be big magic stars
we'll pay stupid amounts of money for a deck of cards
I'm gonna learn all the sweetest tricks
Then pester people on the streets, that's how we get our kicks

and, well, hey hey, I wanna be a magic star
hey hey, I wanna be a magic star

And who is that old duffer, Paul Daniels,
His shows aint as half as hip as Cris Angel's
even though he's actually got some talent
(and he don't even wear eyeliner)

I'm gonna fry my best friend's brain
but I'll ignor the magicians who say I'm lame
coz I know I'm the best thing sine Houdini
(Houdini? Isn't he that dead escape dude?)

I'm gonna
be just like David Blaine
I'm gonna talk like him
and I'll dress the same

Coz we all just wanna be big magic stars
we'll pay stupid amounts of money for a deck of cards
I'm gonna learn all the sweetest tricks
Then pester people on the streets, that's how we get our kicks

But soon I'll learn that to be a magician takes some work
and I'll realise that these last few years I've just been a jerk
And that to copy every other magician just is not the way
I'm so much better if I just be myself at the end of the day

and, well, hey hey, I wanna be a magic star
hey hey, I wanna be a magic star

So now I'm going back to learn the basics
and ignor those kids with their spotty faces
I've got a great book by Mark Wilson
and when those old magicians speek I'll pay attention

Coz we all just wanna be big magic stars
we'll pay stupid amounts of money for a deck of cards
I'm gonna learn all the sweetest tricks
Then pester people on the streets, that's how we get our kicks

But soon I'll learn that to be a magician takes some work
and I'll realise that these last few years I've just been a jerk
And that to copy every other magician just is not the way
I'm so much better if I just be myself at the end of the day

and, well, hey hey, I wanna be a magic star
hey hey, I wanna be a magic star

lol, and I thought I had too much time on my hands!!

Oh, and when's the video coming out?

Lady of Mystery wrote:I'll video myself masterbating over them when they come

Even though this was intentional, I still think it needs to go into inuendo bingo


Big D

Reminds me of the Eminems Stan a bit aswell but it was quality and gave me a laugh, You know what this means aswell, we will all be expecting one of a different song on a weekly basis now

If you search youtube theres an excellent parody of Rockstar called Popstar made by JamesAtWar. Hes also done a few other parodies including Akon and Avril Lavigne

Speaking of parodies, best one ever must surely be "Ebay" by Weird Al Yankovitch (sung to the tune of Backstreet Boys, "I want it that way"). I demand you search it out if you haven't heard it!!!