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So George Bush was being driven through the countryside when this dog ran out in front of the limo and got run over and killed.

looking around GB decides it must have come from the house they were near as there were no other homes around for miles. So george says to the driver "We must tell them what we have done... offer them compensation or something"

So with this GB despatches his driver to knock on the door and inform the household.

Well Gb sits and waits and waits and waits... it get's dark and Gb still sits and waits in the limo.

Finally at daybreak the driver looking rather dischevelled stumbles back to the limo with a bottle of scotch in his hand.

GB asks the driver why he had been so long. "Well..." said the driver... "I knocked on the door and told them and they began cheering and waving their arms and they invited me in. We had a big slap up meal and then the farmers daughter came on to me and she made mad passionate love to me and then when we were finished the whole family were drinking and cheering and singing songs until now"

"Good Lord" remarked GB "Whatever did you say to them?"

"Well.." the driver replied "I just knocked the door and said I'm George Bush's driver and I just killed the dog!!!"

Almost as funny as when the joke was "Bill Clinton's Driver". Not quite as funny as when it was augmented to be "Hillary Clinton's Driver"...

I'm sure, somewhere in the annals of history, this joke was also about John Adams' horse-drawn carriage driver shortly after the 1800 election.

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