Today I was the target of a telephone scam.
This did not in any way, shape or form make my day.

The scam runs like this: Some guy phones up claiming to be phoning from the bank, asks a few security questions and then tells you that a Direct Debit has bounced. This requires paying off straight away and can you make a card payment over the phone right now?
Hell. No.

Up until that point I'm not sure what had me so concerned but it seemed a bit suspicious.
I lied and said I didn't have my debit card on me and the guy got very angry, rude and pushy about making this card payment.
I said I'd go and get my card and call back in half an hour.
Took the number then hung up on him.
To find out this was a scam (I was fairly convinced by this point) I phoned Phonebank (Lloyds TSB customers will be familiar with this most excellent service) only to betold there were NO problems with my account, NOTHING outstanding and no record of anyone trying to get in touch with me. Furthermore, if someone from Lloyds TSB ever did need to get in touch with me they would have all my details in front of them and would just juggle funds.
Watch out guys - both my girlfriend and my mum said they would have fallen for it if it had been them.
If you get any calls like this, phone your bank (use the number on your card not the number they give you) and check the details.