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Postby moonbeam » Jan 6th, '09, 20:23



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QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby moonbeam » Jan 6th, '09, 20:25

Ooops - double post - just checking :?

QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby Dominic Rougier » Jan 6th, '09, 21:03

I noticed Art of Astonishment (A.O.A), DL and TT both shorten to the exposure-less terms you see before you (they were typed longhand)

Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
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Postby pcwells » Jan 6th, '09, 21:23

And yet terms like 'gonad', 'vas defrens' and 'frottage' slip through unscathed!

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Postby Duplicity » Jan 6th, '09, 22:14

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No? :x :(

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Postby EckoZero » Jan 6th, '09, 22:18

EZ ?

Edit: Nuts.

You wont find much better anywhere and it's nothing - a rigmarole with a few bits of paper and lots of spiel. That is Mentalism

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Postby queen of clubs » Jan 6th, '09, 22:27

the b.f. becoming Bananafish might prove embarrassing one day, because a lot of people describe their boyfriend their "b.f." in online posts... I can picture so many scenarios :shock:

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Postby Beardy » Jan 6th, '09, 23:44

I love my Bananafish! hehe

I'd love for "beard" to be one...

just wait till people start talking about facial hair...

it shall be an entage of people wearing me! growing me! and shaving me! mwahahahaha!

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Postby Ted » Jan 7th, '09, 00:30

Replicant wrote:I think Ted has posted in the wrong thread.


Yes, weird. I don't know what happened there. Should have been in the 'Swami help' thread in the Support & Tips forum. Sorry.

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Postby Ted » Jan 7th, '09, 00:32

Mandrake wrote:
Replicant wrote:I think Ted has posted in the wrong thread.
Sorry Ted, if you'd like to copy and paste the post into the original thread I'll remove this one!


And I, having once again failed to keep up to date, will now comply :)

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Postby FairieSnuff » Jan 7th, '09, 10:49

Also the forum automatically removes certain naughty words to asterisks but wierdly leaves others in which are just as bad.....

For example idiot - which didnt say idiot but a term for a male person who does the five knuckle shuffle..... gooooo on you know ya wanna try lol...

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Postby pcwells » Jan 7th, '09, 11:46

Do you mean career politician?

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Postby Robbie » Jan 7th, '09, 14:30

I had some trouble with a quote that named a common farm bird that begins with c- and ends with -erel. "Rooster" got through, though.

Reference to c---ing a gun fell foul of the censor as well.

I suppose "c---ing up" would too, although it's a perfectly innocent printers' term with the same etymology as the gun. Letters that are c'd up sit too high in relation to the print line.

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Postby cymru1991 » Jan 7th, '09, 15:40

c1991?
c??

I'm dissappointed :( :wink:

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Postby Tomo » Jan 7th, '09, 15:45

pcwells wrote:Do you mean career politician?

He he!

Which 4-letter word starts with a C and ends in a T?

Tory!

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