You have to post your messages at the correct places.
I doubt you're the guy that always goes in the ladies changing room at the Swimming Pool , same rules apply here.
You should post your introduction only in the Introduction forum, review requests only in the Review Requests forum, support and tips only in the Support & Tips forum and so on.
So, why don't you write a proper introduction here?
You're right to wonder about the suitability of using a wine bottle but could you angle things so you're referringto recycling glass bottles or perhaps having a gentle dig at the oldies who had a party last night and didn't clean up properly? Either would give you a good reason to be holding a wine bottle without inferring that you're a heavy drinker .