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Postby Ian The Magic-Ian » Jan 25th, '09, 23:27



Le Petit Bateleur said:

Not exactly sure in Feet and Inches, but I'm 183 cm, I make that about 6ft? No problem for me there. Laughing 6'7''? Impressive!


Not so petit anymore are you... :P

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Pete: Holy Bible?
Barton: Yeah.
Pete: Yeah, I think so. Anyway, I've heard about it.
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Postby themagicwand » Jan 25th, '09, 23:35

Me to really quite old female spec last night: "Can you feel me inside you?"

I was actually talking about mind reading and me being inside her mind. But you know how dirty these old folk are. It was like Carry On Magic.

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Postby Replicant » Jan 26th, '09, 01:43

themagicwand wrote:Me to really quite old female spec last night: "Can you feel me inside you?".


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Quite possibly the best line ever.

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Postby daleshrimpton » Jan 26th, '09, 09:33

themagicwand wrote:Me to really quite old female spec last night: "Can you feel me inside you?"

I was actually talking about mind reading and me being inside her mind. But you know how dirty these old folk are. It was like Carry On Magic.



It's no wonder you need glasses. :lol:

you're like Yoda.you dont say much, but what you do say is worth listening to....
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Postby Lady of Mystery » Jan 26th, '09, 12:36

Magnus wrote:I want to get a hot portion


well if you ask nicely, I'm sure someone might be able to help you out.

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Postby daleshrimpton » Jan 26th, '09, 12:44

you know our own madrake admitted something via pm this morning. He said....

Eeeee I'm on the ball


You ladies have no idea how painfull this can be. :lol:

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Postby Mandrake » Jan 26th, '09, 12:57

That really should have been 'Eeeeeeee-argh-oooooh!!'

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Postby IAIN » Jan 26th, '09, 23:29

queen of clubs wrote:I reveal all!


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Postby kolm » Jan 27th, '09, 12:39

Lady of mystery wrote:I've been thinking about ... a pimped up Twix for a while


There may or may not have been some editing done to that quote....

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Postby MickyScouse » Jan 27th, '09, 12:44

daleshrimpton wrote:mmmm warm cheese pasty. I could eat one right now.


I'd give it a wash 1st :shock:

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Postby daleshrimpton » Jan 27th, '09, 13:00

eh?

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Postby Replicant » Jan 27th, '09, 13:09

Don't ask, Dale. You don't want to know. Image

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Postby Lawrence » Jan 27th, '09, 13:11

Jason_T wrote:I came across this website a while ago but could not find any product


Everyone loves TalkMagic, some a tad too much.

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Postby Replicant » Jan 27th, '09, 13:16

yddraig wrote:with practice it will look smooth with one hand under cover of a silk or, as I intend to do it, under cover of 2nd hand as I wrap it in sheet of flash paper and transfer it to a brass box


yddraig wrote:if you control the ring owner then they can put the ring on the bolt, and screw the nuts on (they don't know whats going to happen and so won't fiddle too much)...it also has an appealing weight to it and feels solid in anyone's hands. Also has so many possibilities that don't include someones ring...to a crack or even a cappuccino cup...... mmm :idea: just thought of another one.....


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Postby Lawrence » Jan 27th, '09, 17:21

MasterCyde wrote:ID is a blower


Where is ID anyway!?

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