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Isley Brothers:
The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice
My love is like a vacuum cleaner...

Any george formby song...

funnily I've been listening to some George Formby songs lately.

It's all pure filth disguised under a thin veil

The one about his snapshot album full of photos of girls he's been taking without their knowledge is pretty frightening stuff and I certainly dont want to know why the pages are damp ( kid you not its one of the lyrics)!!

Now I’m a young inventor, a chap with good ideas,
I’ve built myself a camera, it took me years and years.
It’s a wonderful invention with special x-ray tricks,
It can take a picture in the dark and can even see through bricks.
I bought myself an album and filled it up with snaps,
And I’ve got some lovely pictures of the local girls and chaps.

Now I’ve got a picture of the girl next door, in my little snapshot album,
And I’ve never had a better snap before, in my little snapshot album.
The night was dark and the hour was late,
She was kissing her boy by the garden gate,
Wouldn’t she love to see page eight, in my little snapshot album.

And I’ve got a picture of my old granddad, in my little snapshot album.
He’s over eighty but a real bad lad, in my little snapshot album
Although he’s an old antique,
He thinks he’s still the village sheik,
I’ve got him dancing cheek to cheek in my little snapshot album.

Now I’ve got a picture of the vicar’s wife, in my little snapshot album.
Chasing the Curate with a carving knife in my little snapshot album.
Now what he did was all in fun
But it’s not the kind of thing that’s done,
I can see he pinched her hot-cross bun, in my little snapshot album.

And I’ve got a picture of a nudist camp, in my little snapshot album,
All very jolly but a trifle damp, in my little snapshot album.
There’s Uncle Dick without a care, discarding all his underwear,
But his watch and chain still dangle there, in my little snapshot album.

Considering he was married to a battleaxe/control freak, perhaps we ought to forgive his bit of fun with the lyrics !

The lyrics to Muse's "Cave".

"Come in my cave"

Need I say more?

Iron and Wine-"naked as we came" will probably give you a giggle if that does.

Meatloaf - "Not A Dry Eye In The House" ...filth

Farlsborough wrote:The Elastik Band had a song called "Spaz". Needless to say, it's not the most politically correct song in the world...

The album version of the Black Eyed Peas "Let's Get it Started" was actually "Let's Get Retarded" which is also a bit non-PC.


More just fun and games than dubious, but 'A Boy Named Sue' by Johnny Cash definately draws attention.

Speaking of subtexts, pretty much every song in the 60s and 70s were really about drugs, weren't they? The Beatles have tons of 'em.



And on the topic of disturbing lyrics, no song sickened me more than a rap song called "Dance with the Devil" by some *rse called Immortal Technique. I'll never listen to that trash again.

If you want non-PC, look no further than the Dwarves.

I Wanna Be Your Pimp is one of their milder moments - and darn catchy too!