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What a c**k!

Postby Mr_Grue » Mar 24th, '09, 17:22



Childish fun.

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If the spectator doesn't engage in the effect,
then the only thing left is the method.


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Postby Replicant » Mar 24th, '09, 17:31

Young and cocksure.

Ah, the folly of youth. (Quite funny that it took them a year to realise, though).

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Postby giznorm » Mar 24th, '09, 17:55

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Postby Tomo » Mar 24th, '09, 18:03

Ah, the old c**k and b**ls. It takes me back....

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Postby moonbeam » Mar 24th, '09, 19:02

Absolute quality :lol: .

I wonder how the parents did eventually find out. It's not every day you go and have a look up on your roof :shock: .

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If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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Postby Replicant » Mar 24th, '09, 19:42

moonbeam wrote:Absolute quality :lol: .

I wonder how the parents did eventually find out. It's not every day you go and have a look up on your roof :shock: .


They probably found out when they put a weathervane on the roof. One in the shape of a c**k, of course.

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Postby Rachel » Mar 24th, '09, 22:07

Haha!

"Mr McInnes, 54, a company director, thought the newspaper was having a joke.

He said: "It's an April Fool's joke, right? There's no way there's a 60ft phallus on top of my house."

However, when he asked each of his four children if there was indeed the image of a phallus on their newly-completed roof, Rory owned up.

When Mr McInnes phoned his son, who is currently in Brazil on a gap year, the teenager said: "Oh, you've found it then!""

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5041848/Teenager-paints-60ft-phallus-on-roof-of-family-home.html

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Postby Farlsborough » Mar 24th, '09, 22:12

Tomo wrote:Ah, the old c**k and b**ls. It takes me back....



I find that phrase hilarious :lol: It's the fact that they just naturally go together, as with the anatomy itself. A lone pair of b**ls, well... it might get mistaken for a bum, or boobs without nipples. And a solitary c**k is just free floating...

But the proud emblem of "c**k'n'b**ls"! Instantly recognised and reproduceable by every schoolboy in the world, it's puerile nature is it's comedic strength. A true classic. "What have you drawn?" A c**k and b**ls. Not "a c**k and some b**ls", not "a c**k with b**ls" - it is a single, unified graffito.

Reminds me of Alan Partridge too... :lol:

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Postby pcwells » Mar 25th, '09, 08:49

Absolutely wonderful! :)

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Postby spudgun » Mar 25th, '09, 09:55

is it just me or "he'll have to scrub it off" have anyone else chuckling :lol: :oops:

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Postby Mandrake » Mar 25th, '09, 10:17

his son, who is currently in Brazil on a gap year,
What's the betting that year extends to two or more!

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Postby DenmarkKilo » Mar 25th, '09, 10:42

The prankster missed a trick. If he watched the abysmal Horne and Corden's first episode, then he would have remembered the rhyme they taught a class when discussing this sort of thing.

"If you have the time, draw the line."

There's more than enough space to do that up there.

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