I would like to add to this cathartic thread by sticking my boot in...
Why oh why (oh why oh why oh wy...) is there not
some sort of system in place for the millions of packages that seem to disappear into some kind of ether for a fortnight? This whole business with the little red cards is just ridiculous.
How hard would it be for a postie to be given a sheet of double barcode stickers? If the person isn't in (which they probably are

), stick one on the red card, one on the parcel - done. Then when it reaches the depot - bleep - they know they've got your parcel, and they should know where it is. We've had barcode technology for, ooh, quite a while now. I know they use barcodes on their £5 special delivery, but really, come on - is it that expensive and high end? You don't get shops charging you extra to use their "speedy barcode scanner service" rather than add everything up on a scrap of bl**dy paper...
Instead, you get situations like this:
I get a red card on a thursday telling me I have an undelivered parcel, pick it up in 48 hours (yes, 48 hours. Two whole days. It'd actually be quicker for the postman to re-send the bugg3r first class...

). Go on saturday - nothing. That's my one morning off to have a long lie in, shafted for no reason.
So I phone the depot early on monday morning (answerphone, obviously) asking them about the parcel and get phone call later that morning (from a real person!) telling me yes, they have my parcel. "Great" I say, "I'll pick it up tomorrow." "That's fine" they say.
Tuesday morning, I get up early, queue up, hand in my card... "no, it's not here." Are you sure? Could you check again? "No, it's not here." Well, I got a phonecall yesterday morning from a lady who answered my message, telling me it was here and I should pick it up today.
The guy goes away for 5 minutes and instead of looking for my parcel, finds someone to corroborate with him. He returns and tells me that the woman who answers the messages is saying she
doesn't remember getting my message or phoning me back! He is actually either calling me a liar, or suggesting that some female criminal is breaking into their premises and answering their messages for them! I point these two options out to him and what I think of them.
Finally, I give it one more shot, and by this time the little room is packed out with disgruntled customers: "could you check again please. I really think it's here."
He goes away, a few minutes later returning with the parcel. My look says it all.
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My question is, if every other public service - the buses, the police, the NHS... be they totally public, privatised, comissioned - any combination of publically or privately funded - they have
some kind of targets and discipline system in place. The Royal Mail just seems to put up posters everywhere saying "we love our staff, don't you dare shout at them" - well, if everyone was doing their bl**dy job properly and providing a decent service, I wouldn't want to in the first place...
I'm pretty sure it's not usually the actual postie's fault (except the stealth ninja "red card"-ing they do, and the cutting corners as revealed by Mike), but the same staff have been at my local depot for years, and I bet not one of my complaints have filtered down to them or given them any reason to feel in the least bit worried.
There's a recession on. Plenty of people are unemployed. All other services and employers are operating on a "if you can't pull your socks up, we'll find someone who can" basis, and yet if you complain to the Royal Mail you get "sorry about that... we'll be doing, er, absolutely ****-all about it."
