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Postby EckoZero » May 23rd, '09, 23:28



Replicant wrote:This thread reminds of an experience I had when I was working the ticket barriers at Paddington tube station a few years ago. It went something like this...

[Very well dressed couple with a large suitcase]: Open this gate.
[Me]: Pardon?
[Couple]: Open this gate. Now.
[Me]: A "please" wouldn't go amiss.
[Couple]: Why don't you open this gate and then f*** off back to your own country?
[Me]: No need for that, you racist b*****. And if you must know, I am in my own country because I was born here. You stupid c***.
[Couple]: How dare you speak to me like that?! I demand you open this gate so we can get our train.
[Me]: And I demand that you f*** off out of my station. You're not going anywhere near a train.

After a few minutes of fruitless arguing on their part, they left in a right state. His stiff upper lip was definitely a bit flaccid after that. tw*ts.



And that's why racism doesn't work...

"Go back to your own country" is a pointless argument when the black/asian/south american looking chap or chappess actually happens to have been born in the UK.

Besides which, the country is full of lazy, arrogant people anyway.

I'd rather have immigrants who came and worked than lazy tw*ts who sit on their *rse claiming benefits because they're too lazy to get a job, because they think "their" country owes them something, complains about "the foreigners" like they're some kind of disease and groans that English people can't get jobs because "the immigrants have taken them all".

Funny how I don't see many English people cleaning the toilets, doing the washing up or working 12 hours picking lettuces in a field for minimum wage...

They're not stolen jobs - just jobs that lazy English people wont take, but will complain when somebody else does.

You wont find much better anywhere and it's nothing - a rigmarole with a few bits of paper and lots of spiel. That is Mentalism

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Postby IAIN » May 23rd, '09, 23:42

if any can be bothered - go to youtube - search for "doug stanhope", and look at his immigration vids...especially the phone-ins...

and the rest of his stuff is very funny...

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Postby themagicwand » May 23rd, '09, 23:45

And what are the "English" anyway? No-one's a "true" English person anymore. The English (the Angles) were all slaughtered or sent packing to Wales by the Saxons centuries ago. In fact, in old English, I believe that "Wales" means "England". Funny innit. Wales is where the English went when the Saxons arrived.

On a serious note, this is why the blatant racism shown TO the English by the Irish, Welsh and Scottish sometimes stops being funny to me. a) If it was the English being rascist about any of the other home countries there'd be hell to pay, and b) Which English person hasn't at the very least got some Irish, Welsh or Scot in them, not to mention Jamaican, Polish, Indian, Chinese etc, etc. The English are the most bastardised race on the face of the earth - and all the more wonderful because of it.

For the record - Anglo Indian here.

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Postby MagicalSmithy » May 24th, '09, 00:05

themagicwand wrote:And what are the "English" anyway? No-one's a "true" English person anymore. The English (the Angles) were all slaughtered or sent packing to Wales by the Saxons centuries ago. In fact, in old English, I believe that "Wales" means "England". Funny innit. Wales is where the English went when the Saxons arrived.

On a serious note, this is why the blatant racism shown TO the English by the Irish, Welsh and Scottish sometimes stops being funny to me. a) If it was the English being rascist about any of the other home countries there'd be hell to pay, and b) Which English person hasn't at the very least got some Irish, Welsh or Scot in them, not to mention Jamaican, Polish, Indian, Chinese etc, etc. The English are the most bastardised race on the face of the earth - and all the more wonderful because of it.

For the record - Anglo Indian here.


CHOKES AHHHH NOOO your first line....SENT PACKING TO WALES>>>>>>

SAXONS ARRIVED.......the saxons didnt arrive they fought the romans in defence of the island, when in 410 AD the Roman Emperor (due to problems in the heart of Rome) sadi to the britons to look to hteir own defences and within a number of years the Angles left behind and the Saxons formed the Dum dum dum Anagalo Saxons.....then when they Viking invaded they did not just merceslily kill the Angalo Saxons they infact made like most savage men and romped just about every women they could find the odd fight broke out when a husband did not want his wife being messed with but over time these small hostilities faded and no one knew who wasa viking and who wasnt......go on to hastings when infact some people say the Saxons fouth the normans no a mixture of Saxon, Angle and Viking decendants lost to teh Normans.....anyways I hope I am right as I am infact a saxon re enactor who has many a time had to shout to the Romans to leave out shores.......anyways thats my part......
just seen how Replicant was treated and yes they where racist C**TS who replicant had allot of strength not to follow out of the station and beat the hell out of.

Teh foreginers I hate are the ones who sneak over on the back of a truck......and after 5 years of hifing and cheating Gordon t*** b****X gives them citizen ship.....my nan has been here 50 years and has to pay 200 pounds to sit the Citizen ship test.....where is the fair part of that.

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Postby MagicalSmithy » May 24th, '09, 00:05

themagicwand wrote:And what are the "English" anyway? No-one's a "true" English person anymore. The English (the Angles) were all slaughtered or sent packing to Wales by the Saxons centuries ago. In fact, in old English, I believe that "Wales" means "England". Funny innit. Wales is where the English went when the Saxons arrived.

On a serious note, this is why the blatant racism shown TO the English by the Irish, Welsh and Scottish sometimes stops being funny to me. a) If it was the English being rascist about any of the other home countries there'd be hell to pay, and b) Which English person hasn't at the very least got some Irish, Welsh or Scot in them, not to mention Jamaican, Polish, Indian, Chinese etc, etc. The English are the most bastardised race on the face of the earth - and all the more wonderful because of it.

For the record - Anglo Indian here.


CHOKES AHHHH NOOO your first line....SENT PACKING TO WALES>>>>>>

SAXONS ARRIVED.......the saxons didnt arrive they fought the romans in defence of the island, when in 410 AD the Roman Emperor (due to problems in the heart of Rome) sadi to the britons to look to hteir own defences and within a number of years the Angles left behind and the Saxons formed the Dum dum dum Anagalo Saxons.....then when they Viking invaded they did not just merceslily kill the Angalo Saxons they infact made like most savage men and romped just about every women they could find the odd fight broke out when a husband did not want his wife being messed with but over time these small hostilities faded and no one knew who wasa viking and who wasnt......go on to hastings when infact some people say the Saxons fouth the normans no a mixture of Saxon, Angle and Viking decendants lost to teh Normans.....anyways I hope I am right as I am infact a saxon re enactor who has many a time had to shout to the Romans to leave out shores.......anyways thats my part......
just seen how Replicant was treated and yes they where racist C**TS who replicant had allot of strength not to follow out of the station and beat the hell out of.

Teh foreginers I hate are the ones who sneak over on the back of a truck......and after 5 years of hifing and cheating Gordon t*** b****X gives them citizen ship.....my nan has been here 50 years and has to pay 200 pounds to sit the Citizen ship test.....where is the fair part of that.

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Postby Tomo » May 24th, '09, 02:07

Replicant wrote:This thread reminds of an experience I had when I was working the ticket barriers at Paddington tube station a few years ago. It went something like this...

[Very well dressed couple with a large suitcase]: Open this gate.
[Me]: Pardon?
[Couple]: Open this gate. Now.
[Me]: A "please" wouldn't go amiss.
[Couple]: Why don't you open this gate and then f*** off back to your own country?
[Me]: No need for that, you racist b*****. And if you must know, I am in my own country because I was born here. You stupid c***.
[Couple]: How dare you speak to me like that?! I demand you open this gate so we can get our train.
[Me]: And I demand that you f*** off out of my station. You're not going anywhere near a train.

After a few minutes of fruitless arguing on their part, they left in a right state. His stiff upper lip was definitely a bit flaccid after that. tw*ts.

Oh well done, that man! :D

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Postby queen of clubs » May 24th, '09, 03:55

MagicalSmithy wrote:Fair point.....but tbh you actually think we have freedom of speech, If i was to stand in the high street and shot "God bless England the best country for me" I would be spendign the night in a cell


No you wouldn't.

Why do people like you say that sort of stuff?

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Postby Jobasha » May 24th, '09, 09:44

MagicalSmithy wrote:Fair point.....but tbh you actually think we have freedom of speech, If i was to stand in the high street and shot "God bless England the best country for me" I would be spendign the night in a cell so please do not say freedom of speech.


If you "shot" God I imagine you would be in trouble. Sorry couldn't help but pick up on that.

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Postby russpie » May 24th, '09, 09:51

The greatest scientists of today believe that we all descended from about 150 African people around 70,000 years ago anyway. I'd like to hear the BNP's opinion on that.

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Postby MagicalSmithy » May 24th, '09, 11:43

Jobasha wrote:
MagicalSmithy wrote:Fair point.....but tbh you actually think we have freedom of speech, If i was to stand in the high street and shout "God bless England the best country for me" I would be spending the night in a cell so please do not say freedom of speech.


If you "shot" God I imagine you would be in trouble. Sorry couldn't help but pick up on that.



Hehehehe I just noticed that....

Is what I mean Queen.....was that we really do not have freedom of speech the suits tell us we do but these days if you talk about piglet onthe streets you get in trouble.........I mean come on who here watched winnie the poo when they where younger or had kids watch it......the little pink piglet ..um no not any more he is POLITICALLY INCORRECT because he is a pig.....freedom of speech and expression pft.

I am not just being argumentative just putting points across the politics is screwed up.

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Postby Tomo » May 24th, '09, 12:04

queen of clubs wrote:No you wouldn't.

Why do people like you say that sort of stuff?

Freedom of speech?

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Postby MagicalSmithy » May 24th, '09, 13:09

Many of you here know how (with lots of practice) you can easily manipualte some one with out them knowing.......the government just use the tv and posters instead.

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Postby beetlejuiceecis » May 24th, '09, 13:27

Anyone else seen that the BNP now have a youth movement?
Remind anyone of any other Nationalist parties throughout Europe's history?

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Postby Lenoir » May 24th, '09, 13:52

Someone was watching BBC 2 last night!

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Postby beetlejuiceecis » May 24th, '09, 14:37

Yes, Lenoir, I was, but I'd heard of it before!
A pretty disturbing fact. Out of curiosity I just checked out the YBNP website, and they are proudly promoting the fact that their racist puppet made a "special guest appearance" on Have I Got News For You. Obviously they have failed to realise that HIGNFY were, in fact, tearing the BNP to shreds. Disturbingly, there is also a Student BNP and a "Young Supporters" one.

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