by Takashikun » Mar 4th, '05, 09:45
Ok, I twitched myself and laughed like never before.
"In Padua (Italy), Lucentio n his servant Tranio (bizzay frizzom Paris) stroll while Lucentio ponda tizzle he has come ta Padua ta pursue knowledge. Tranio points out tizzle he should pursue pleasures, as wizzay. Then, Baptista n his b?tch Katherine (Mother?ucka tha shrew) n Bianca Playa appear wit Biancas suitors Gremio n Hortensio. Baptista tells tizzle they cannot pursue Bianca until Katherine is married fo rizzeal."
"The blizzack deck thats off tha hook yo. wizzy an amaz'n dizzay this is! fizzle tha second i laid eyes on these cards i kizzy they would grace mah performizzles n sh?t. Dere is sum-m sum-m `bout dis deck thiznat will instantly put you in a different league jizzust by pull'n thizzem out you pocket or card case cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. thugz know you mizzle buisness!"
Thanks for tha laugh, dog! hehe