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Postby beetlejuiceecis » May 26th, '09, 15:04



http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Possibly one of the funniest websites I have ever read.

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Postby Replicant » May 26th, '09, 16:42

That's hilarious. Shame some of the best ones are too rude to post here.

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Postby Mr_Grue » May 26th, '09, 16:44

There goes my afternoon.

Simon Scott

If the spectator doesn't engage in the effect,
then the only thing left is the method.


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Postby beetlejuiceecis » May 26th, '09, 16:56

Mr_Grue wrote:There goes my afternoon.


There went my afternoon!

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Postby FairieSnuff » May 27th, '09, 09:44

Thanks for making me lose several hours of my life on there...

Hillarious some of them...

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Postby Lady of Mystery » May 27th, '09, 14:22

some of those are brilliant! :D

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Postby Tomo » May 27th, '09, 14:29

Type 908 into the search box and read the first result. :shock:

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Postby Lady of Mystery » May 27th, '09, 14:45

:shock:
I'm not even sure what to say about that!

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Postby beetlejuiceecis » May 27th, '09, 15:08

Thanks for that Tomo, thanks...
:shock:
The second one isn't much better.

Rather liked this one though:
(908): ur plase or mine? lol
(1-908): well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.


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Postby Lyndon Webb » May 27th, '09, 17:12

That is some of the funniest stuff - I have ever read.

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Postby Reverend Tristan » May 27th, '09, 18:13

It's very funny, like the one that went.
1-just GPSed you and we're 1 1/2 hrs apart.
2-Yes and it's staying that way.

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Postby Infinite » May 28th, '09, 16:49

Dear lord,

Some of that makes me both weep and laugh for humanity.

For completely inappropriate IM transcripts

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I warn you now they are not for children but I and my GF laughed so hard we had tears in our eyes.

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Postby Mandrake » May 28th, '09, 17:22

Sorry to be a party pooper but as minors are members of TM and could easily follow those links, they've been removed.

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