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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSmHr1OKfBA&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div


It's painful.

He actually thinks he's doing maths! What a complete fruit loop.

Astonishing.

Good job Jesus wasn't called Fred, or that would add up to 33 which condenses down to six, which is not the number for spiritual perfection!!

Oddly, 'Bacon' adds up to 8, which is not the number for spiritual perfectiom, and 'Sandwich' adds up to 9, which is not the number for spiritual perfection. But add them together, and you get 8+9=7, which is the number for spiritual perfection. Meaning that a bacon sandwich is spiritually perfect, but only one, as the plural would mess things up further, making the total 5, which is right out.

I have to wonder how all this would work in Hebrew, Aramaic or Latin though...

pcwells wrote:I have to wonder how all this would work in Hebrew, Aramaic or Latin though...

And if English really is based on "ancient Egyptian" as this dimwit suggests, how do you assign numbers to pictorial hieroglyphs?

Though I do doubt the sense of formal foundations for this character I would have to defend the fact that most all of the older written modes of language expression contained a numeric as well as alphabetical or sound oriented correlation; Hebrew being the better known for this tradition and of course, the original source for one version of Numerology. However, most of the world today employs the Pythagorean basis for said "science" with the Hebrew translations being nearly non-extant outside the Jewish culture and even there, it is not a thing of common practice. That said I must point out that Roni Shachaney has produced an actual Jewish Numerology Reading System that may be of interest to some of the folks around here. If it's something that appeals to you I'd suggest touching base with Dr. Todd in that he has a bit more of a direct sense of access to Roni these days.

As to the numbskull this thread is about... he really needs to pick up some legitimate study materials on genuine Numerology

But Math is ALWAYS true.

Which is why I believe in statistics.

Infinite wrote:But Math is ALWAYS true.

Which is why I believe in statistics.

True.

Statistics have proven conclusively that every adult in the world has one boob and one testicle.

Anyone that tries to argue otherwise is obviously wrong.

1: Snore! I lost it after 2 minutes. Sorry. Even fast forwarding didn't help.

2: What a load of c*** (not the best).

3: THE most interesting thing about it was this question: Was he wearing a syrup???

4: Please don't post anything like this again. I'm quite capable of self hypnosis ta.

How tedious was that guy?!

pcwells wrote:

Infinite wrote:But Math is ALWAYS true.

Which is why I believe in statistics.

True.

Statistics have proven conclusively that every adult in the world has one boob and one testicle.

Anyone that tries to argue otherwise is obviously wrong.

I think you got that mixed up PC... the data states that all married women have on Boob and their mates only have one testicle to call their own in that the wife has a firm grip on the other.

Keep your facts straight

Craig Browning wrote:I think you got that mixed up PC... the data states that all married women have on Boob and their mates only have one testicle to call their own in that the wife has a firm grip on the other.

Keep your facts straight

ROFL! Now, that is absolutely true! I speak from painful experience

Ah, statistics! Most people have more than the average number of legs (and before anyone picks me up, I'm talking about the mean).

HELP!!! , do people still think god is real...

Give me a break..

FRK wrote:Give me a break..

Have a kit-kat?

Well I'm convinced.

You do know that William Shakespeare actually wrote the KJV bible?

the proof is in Psalm 46. The 46th word from the start is Shake and the 46th word from the end is spear. Bill was 46 when the KJV was finalised --- born in 1564.

Or something

FRK wrote:HELP!!! , do people still think god is real...

Give me a break..

Slow down there. People are entitled to believe what they want.