by Mandrake » Mar 5th, '05, 21:32
(Mandrake clears his throat, strikes a dramatic pose and starts to read from his collected poetic works)
I was tempted to go to town and see,
the things they did to get on TV
The props, the acts, and all the fuss
But I confess, I missed me bus.
(‘How vilely doth this cynic rhyme' - W. Shakespeare, well-known Brummie Hack)