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Jesus hates Kittens.

Allah can't stand 'lazy Sunday mornings'

Buddha wishes that Stephen Fry and Josie Long were dead.

All the Hindu gods love watching Jeremy Kyle.

Jehovah just drops his Mcdonalds wrappers wherever he wants and has no respect for the rules of the road.

Anybody else want to try some mild blasphemy?

You forgot to include a comment about Mohammed's secret love of soft porn you coward!

Mohammed loved bacon butties for breakfast. Fact!

Jesus had all the little children brought to him for reasons other than the bible suggests

and

Yaweh is a homicidal maniac

greedoniz wrote:Yaweh is a homicidal maniac

That fact was pretty well documented.

Ted wrote:

greedoniz wrote:Yaweh is a homicidal maniac

That fact was pretty well documented.

Yeah, it was in some book that came out a while ago. The author or authors seemed quite proud of all the killing and raping and all that stuff.

You forgot to include a comment about Mohammed's secret love of soft porn you coward!

To satisfy Mr Ant: Mohammed left a bad taste in my mouth.

Happy now?

I wish I could blaspheme. Unfortunately in Ireland it is illegal for me to do so.

(okay it hasn't been fully ratified yet but the point still holds!)

Krishna wasn't all that.

Harry Guinness wrote:I wish I could blaspheme. Unfortunately in Ireland it is illegal for me to do so.

(okay it hasn't been fully ratified yet but the point still holds!)

Can't you swear at a lephrechaun instead? They're all fictional characters after all.

greedoniz wrote:Jesus had all the little children brought to him for reasons other than the bible suggests

All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
First swam, then learned to crawl.

They crawled out of the ocean,
Lost gills, developed lungs;
They moved in from the seashore,
And climbed the treetops' rungs.

Chorus

They started walking upright;
Their thumbs became opposed.
They hunted beasts for meat and,
Cut up the skin for clothes.

Chorus

Excellent Tomo.

I think I shall nick that.

A_n_t wrote:Excellent Tomo.

I think I shall nick that.

Feel free. I did It's from the wonderful B3ta.com.

Here's my current favourite:

Tomo wrote:Here's my current favourite:

When you put it like that, faith seems like a brilliant, uncomplicated option! Praise be!

Ted wrote:When you put it like that, faith seems like a brilliant, uncomplicated option! Praise be!

Indeed. No need for all that dirty "science".

I forgot to explain exactly why today is International Blasphemy day but this link does a better job than I ever could: http://blasphemy.ie/2009/09/30/campaign-for-a-secular-irish-constitution/comment-page-1/