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Ha how many clicked on this thinking it was going to be about someone in particular ! lol..

Na someone sent me a little poem via pm and said i wouldnt dream of posting it as my sig.

So I did ! Ha ha ha ha you,....

That will teach you.

Come on then own up.....

F x

unless its from your other half...i'd be scared

here's my poem to a special someone...

"replicant, replicant...
why are you such a yellow ...t?"



EDIT - i should point out that i iz not a racialist, me and the 'cant are friends...

Oooh, scandal! Do tell all!

My dearest darling Ducky,
I love you, clean or mucky.
Come to my arms like a bundle of charms,
And stick to my heart like putty.

I fancy a Martini now.

Haha! Love the poem!

Reminds me of me and the kind of things I would do for shits and giggles!

Here I sit broken hearted
Came to c*** (not the best)
But only farted.

Tomo wrote:Oooh, scandal! Do tell all!

My dearest darling Ducky,
I love you, clean or mucky.
Come to my arms like a bundle of charms,
And stick to my heart like putty.

Awwww was that for me,

I must retort.

My dearest sweetness known as terry,
the solder dude who is fond of circuit-ary
naked, dressed or in disguise
you look so cute with sparkley eyes...

(sorry for making you sound like a cross dresser, but couldnt get the phrase "glitter on your underpants" to rhyme ;0))

F x

Mr_Grue wrote:I fancy a Martini now.

Lets just say my value was set at a bar of dairy milk !

I didnt agree and he spent the night with a male "friend" !! HA ! lol...

F x

the last time Tomo had Glitter on his underpants, no..i wont finish that sentence...

Fairie, fairie, burning bright
who has set your fag a-light?
drinking redbull, sometimes vodka
spirit slates and willy wonka

i know it doesnt really mean anything, but at least it had rythmn to it...

IAIN wrote:the last time Tomo had Glitter on his underpants, no..i wont finish that sentence...

Fairie, fairie, burning bright
who has set your fag a-light?
drinking redbull, sometimes vodka
spirit slates and willy wonka

i know it doesnt really mean anything, but at least it had rythmn to it...

I DO NOT DRINK WILLY WONKA !!


Dear dear Iain, you silly tit
full of wisdom and lots of S&^%
Sometimes annoying like a miserable carbuncle
Your the one and only true pervy uncle !

Oh no it should have been,

sweetness, sugar, kissess on the lipsies,
why oh why cant i have your ellipses...

damn right...

FairieSnuff wrote:(sorry for making you sound like a cross dresser, but couldnt get the phrase "glitter on your underpants" to rhyme ;0))

F x

The night is still young and I've run out of solder...

Reppli i know your sitting there ohhhhh what about meeeeee

Reppi hunny, please keep sane
stop squashing people in your train,
its not clever, just have a think,
you silly funny chunky chink.

Yes tis true you like a full belly,
but then you were named after a telly,
silly parents, what a stunt,
but you - you named yourself replic*nt !

There once was a women called fairie
who when pi$$ed got rather lairy
she took off her dress
she looked all a mess
cuz underneath it was all hairy