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Dear dear Beardy who crows and sings,
You really are a funny thing
but dont get clever
cause when we were all together
we all had a glimpse of your girly ring

This is the open scripting meeting for the Talk Magic 2009 pantomime, isn't it? Am I in the right room? Is this the bar? Have I got me right glasses on?

scansion chaps.

daleshrimpton wrote:scansion chaps.

is that what literate cowboys wear?

yes. Over their iambic pants.

FairieSnuff wrote:Lets just say my value was set at a bar of dairy milk !

There's a joke about KitKats in there, I am sure, but I am far too nice to understand it.

Of course you are P-T....

F x

finger of fudge anyone?

You bidding for beardy? Im sue he would love a fudgey finger ....

not with his tight girly ring...

Have I just stumbled into a TM group cyber session?

Oh God. What *were* they thinking...?

The Night Was Dark
The Moon Was High
And There We Were
Just She and I

Her Hair So Soft
Her Figure So Fine
As I Ran My Fingers along Her Spine

And Woe the Pangs
Of My Fast Beating Heart
As She Move Slowly
Spreading Her Legs Apart

The Growing Pounding
From Within My Chest
As I Placed My Hands upon Her Breasts

And lo it’s All Over Now
My First Experience
At Milking a Cow

I've never had such romantic poems written about me before. I feel all emotional. Unfortunately, I am too thick (oo-er) to come (matron!) up with my own poems, but what I will say is that all this has reminded me of a joke that I came (yeah, baaaaby!) up with a while ago: what do you call a Chinese knight? A chink in the armour.

I thank you!

P.S. So, SugarPuff, who sent you that poem? Please reply when you have finished buzzing the honey hole.

a duo of stanzas from my vault...

A Sick Bloom

Oh bloom, thou art sick
An indistinct worm
Has flown through night’s dark
In a howling storm

And sought out thy cot
Of crimson thrill
And with its dark occult lust
Will, oh bloom, thou kill.

William Black

If you post first on what is odd about this work, I shall buy you a pint at the Coal Hoal.

they have already revealed themselves>

fair play x