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shame on you for even googling it!

IAIN wrote:shame on you for even googling it!

But it looked like a word!

I was lost but now I find the time
Low and behold I return to find
A thread full of filth and rhyme
For one who snuffs at fairies and the kind


She's been very open about her poems
Who's writers hope she will open 'em
Most had great wit
some however came from gits

In the end I could not resist
adding my 2 cents to all this

So here it is for all to see
A little poem from me to thee

--Infy

WASHINGTON POST POETRY COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pi**ed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

If I may add a small contribution to this ever growing thread?

Fairie Fairie up on high
Wafting gently through a blood red sky
Delicate features and a bod so ‘iccle
But why the bloody razor sharp sickle?

Those rose red eyes and gentle smile
Do call to folks from many a mile
They’ll all come quick, then cry “enough!”
I guess that’s why they call you snuff.

Fairie Fairie up on high
Wafting gently through a blood red sky
Which cards we draw, I’m sure you know
And reveal them with a Fairie blow.

Tears fall down like petals red
“A trick of the light” is what they said
But we know it predicted Hearts
And the deuce announced with two loud farts

and they say romance is dead.....

Delicate features and a bod so ‘iccle

?



Poetic licence?

Infy and yddraig - LOL...

Dale are you implying something? hmmmm be nice Dale !!

F x

There once was a girl from fairyland
who's magic has earned her many fans
One day she said with a wink
My friends I do think
I've fooled you all with the color pink!

I've reverted to limericks someone help me.

--Infy