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Three, two, one... and you're back in the litter tray!

Postby Tomo » Oct 14th, '09, 11:18



George, a pet cat, has been registered as a hypnotherapist THREE times: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8303126.stm

The efficacy of hypnotherapy is not being questioned. It's the professional bodies that look silly for their lax rules.

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Postby kartoffelngeist » Oct 14th, '09, 12:25

I remember reading somewhere that a journalist had got the same degree as 'dr' Gillian McKeith for his dog...

Always amused me...

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Postby Tomo » Oct 14th, '09, 12:47

I think I'm going to get me one of those fancy pants PhD thingies for a "lifetime of achievement in theology" or some such nonsense for Christmas. And one for my Teddy.

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Postby Lawrence » Oct 14th, '09, 12:52

Tomo wrote:I think I'm going to get me one of those fancy pants PhD thingies for a "lifetime of achievement in theology" or some such nonsense for Christmas. And one for my Teddy.

Get him a "lifetime achievement in cryogenics" or something else a real doctor might have!

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Postby damianjennings » Oct 14th, '09, 13:02

kartoffelngeist wrote:I remember reading somewhere that a journalist had got the same degree as 'dr' Gillian McKeith for his dog...

Always amused me...


The mighty Ben Goldacre, of Bad Science fame.

http://www.badscience.net/category/gillian-mckeith/

I love him and all he stands for.

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Postby kolm » Oct 14th, '09, 15:14

You mean poo-ology isn't a real PhD? :shock:

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Postby TargetZero » Oct 14th, '09, 15:35

She needs to re-evaluate her own life style if she thinks examining poo is ok.

""oooh it smells foul" Yeah, Well done Sherlock :roll:

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Postby Farlsborough » Oct 14th, '09, 17:59

Loved Dara O'Briain's comment about her and her type...

"Dietician is the medically protected title. A dietician to a nutritionalist is what a dentist is to a "toothiologist."

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Postby Tomo » Oct 14th, '09, 18:53

Asda, I think it was, recently had to take "Dr." off her exclusive range of foods. The woman's a quack. Her wealth is proof that an awful lot of people will believe anything.

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Postby A J Irving » Oct 14th, '09, 19:33

Whenever I read about Gillian or her ilk, there is always a part of me that thinks: 'you could come out with much more believable nonsense than that and then you'd be rolling in filthy lovely money. Bwah ha ha ha ha!' But there's this little voice in my head that stops me and tells me that it wouldn't actually be a morally correct thing to do.

If it wasn't for my stupid conscience, I'd probably be a millionaire by now.

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Postby Robbie » Oct 14th, '09, 21:41

A J Irving wrote:If it wasn't for my stupid conscience, I'd probably be a millionaire by now.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has those thoughts... Conceptual art is another field that triggers the same line of thinking.

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Postby Tomo » Oct 14th, '09, 22:48

Robbie wrote:I'm glad I'm not the only one who has those thoughts... Conceptual art is another field that triggers the same line of thinking.

Don't get me started on Tracey bloody Emin! Grrr....

Don't get me wrong. I love some non-figurative art. Pollock and Mondrian spring immediately to mind. But their work doesn't need a small plaque explaining what the hell it is. You just "get" it. No understanding necessary.

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