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Dear emoangel

Sometime back i purchased a copy of Sanctum 2 unfortunatley I did not get sent the instructions and I am still waiting..Do you think in your infinate wisdom you could type me a copy up with fully illustrated pictures...

Yours confusingly

Chris

p.s I think an agony aunt section would be far more appropriate for this

p.s.s I.D if your listening send me those blimin instructions you naughty naughty salesman you!

breathe in through her knows and out through mouth

Ok I know Im not one for spelling but even that makes me chuckle!

Visiting this thread is like driving past a car accident.

You really dont want to look but something compells you to.

themagicwand wrote:

A J Irving wrote:. Maybe I need to learn how to read minds properly. Any suggestions?

Ask emoangel?

Alternatively hover your mouse over the blue box below, and... CLICK!

I think I'll either wait for emoangel's expert opinion or until after the Postal strike, whichever occurs first and can be demeaned the most reliable to deliver succesfully.

A J Irving wrote:
I think I'll either wait for emoangel's expert opinion or until after the Postal strike, whichever occurs first and can be demeaned the most reliable to deliver succesfully.

My psychic powers are favouring one option over the other. However my conscience (very important for a psychic) forbids me to state which one on an open forum.

Grimshaw wrote:Visiting this thread is like driving past a car accident.

You really dont want to look but something compells you to.

You sum this up perfectly my friend. For some reason I cannot stop checking this damn thread to see how long it will go on for. Who knew magicians had such a cruel streak

Emo! Two questions:

1. Is that your way to get the female off stage and down to the basement with you?

2. Are you splitting your directions up to gain numbers in your postings?

Blapsing_Beard wrote:I just followed your script and I'm no longer a virgin! Yay!

Thankyou emoangel!

No longer a virgin you say? well your welcome, anytime? And as for the person in this thread saying that i no nothing on hypnotism, Read A Fu**cking Book. At least try this method, its disturbingly easy. I have a feeling that I'm going to need to post a video of my methods for you, then maybe you'll have a little more respect for me eh? Next Lesson: Someone choose,

They call me the rohyp-notist now and have a court order against me because of it. Can I send the police in your direction? Pleeeeaaase

I'm starting to wonder who's leading who up the garden path at the moment.

Please please please post a video of you walking through the Great Wall Of China?

Emonangel my boy. You were doing very well. However I must admonish you for your use of profanity. Good hypnotists/magicians should not only be able to spell they should also abhor and abstain from bad language.

I am beginning to wonder if you are a child prodigy after all. Even the most irritating Michael Kras did not swear when he was here. And David Britland and Ian Rowland did not swear when I first came into contact with them. Do improve yourself in this area-there's a good chap.

Now carry on, carry on.................

Dirty Davey wrote:I'm starting to wonder who's leading who up the garden path at the moment.

Or are they the same person

Tomo wrote:

Dirty Davey wrote:I'm starting to wonder who's leading who up the garden path at the moment.

Or are they the same person

You just beat me to that conclusion Tomo.
Could it be that mild mannered Mark Lewis is in fact Emoangel? Think about it, has anybody ever seen them in the same room together?

Contrary to Rev. Lewis' comment to him about the language... well all I can say is that I agree with his sentiments about reading books... given his expressed ignorance however, when it comes to what words to use when describing certain things (the difference between nose, knows and no for an example)... well, I would be amazed that the child reads at all let alone being able to honestly "know it all" when it comes to all of those fields he claims mastery over. But I'm holding my breath...






Not that any of us would know of any practical jokers any practical jokers in these parts but yes, I am feeling like when that shoe finally drops it's not going to be our young friend with mud on his face.