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I can have a swine flu vaccine which doesn't contain the virus! God bless homeopathy!

How smashing is that?!

Frankly I wish i'd had the homeopathic version rather than the real one. I had both swine flu and seasonal flu jabs last friday; one gave me a horrible saw arm for 24 hours and one or possibly both made me shiver violently then feel feverish during the night. It was not fun.

Much rather have a tasty sugar pill

Last time I had flu it lasted about three days. That's only two days more than the self-inflicted version.

I think I'll take my chances this winter ...

You do realise that the swine flu vaccine contains nano-technology that allows the government to track and record your every movement?

Okay, I just made that up. But I'm sure that if I wrote a book about it it'd sell a million copies (particularly in the States) and I'd be invited on a lecture tour or two. Hang on - how do I delete this post? Mustn't share my golden goose idea! Must get writing!

What a load of tosh. I'll stick to the radionics, if you don't mind.

themagicwand wrote:You do realise that the swine flu vaccine contains nano-technology that allows the government to track and record your every movement?

Okay, I just made that up. But I'm sure that if I wrote a book about it it'd sell a million copies (particularly in the States) and I'd be invited on a lecture tour or two. Hang on - how do I delete this post? Mustn't share my golden goose idea! Must get writing!

And here I thought it was all a military thing. Thanks for clearling it up.

Farlsborough wrote:Frankly I wish i'd had the homeopathic version rather than the real one.

Hmmm... ever drunk a glass of water?