i was being Santa oustide a childrens toy shop in Kensington....
I had a scotish guy come up, pushing his little son in a buggy.
"what would you like?"
daddy replied thus.......
well he would like a play station 2, a gameboy advanced,a nice radio controlled car, and a helecopter, a dvd player, mobile phone,action man, a harry potter suit, and a laptop. But taking it it as read that you wont bring him any of that stuff,im going into this shop to buy some sh*te!"
