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Inspired by Acorah's incredible insights (Peter Andre will find romance, you say?) I thought it might be fun to rattle off some predictions for 2010

1. Bad weather will cause great disruptions.
2. A Conservative MP will get into trouble in April or possibly early May, either with prostitutes or drugs.
3. Prince Philip will have a health scare, the outcome of which remains clouded to me.
4. Hocus Pocus will have a sale.

Thatcher will die?

major car accident in february
terrorist attack in france just after a race row in june
a major newspaper folds
yet another new iphone gets released, just a little bit smaller than the previous one
new budget in july massive changes
three celeb deaths in january - starting off with an old 70s tv star
the word "partition" becomes illegal
a major breakthrough with parkinsons starts getting trials with great results
more snow in february
people start using hatebook, instead of facebook much more
a new fun gadget has unexpected uses in the spying or medical world
two new species discovered in the rain forest
hurling the headlines becomes more popular, though the majority dont know who I'm talking about...

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Tune in and get my predictions for 2010

Scientists will discover a use for James Blunt.

Big Brother will be greeted with critics slagging it off, saying it's been a waste of time, it'll be seen as "meh" throughout the running, and then after it's finished, tons of people will look at the show with reverence...

All you psychics out there know my predictions already .... W

- Iran will go though a period og major change. Also something will happen with the Ayatollah. End of June seems of particular interest.

- Alternative energy, especially windmills will be *the* investment for a period of time, then stall and fall drastically (possibly as late as 2011/2012).

- One TM moderator will resign, but be replaced fairly quickly.

- A football team playing in white will fail miserably. Manager will be fired.

- Major scandal involving an American pundit or newhost.

- The Vatican will release a statement in late April (?) that will cause a great deal of controversy.

- January and February will be unusally cold in Europe.

Robbie Williams will end up in a car accident

The Queen will pass away

A new series of books will hit number one, not unlike Harry Potter and twilight. The hero in this story will be male, and between the ages of 20 and 30

A singer will win Britain's Got Talent

Not a single talented magician will be allowed into the live phases of Britain's Got Talent

Derren Brown's Enigma will be filmed on DVD

Derren Brown will attempt another tv series, yet have it not up to his usual standards ala "The Events"

Ann Summers will open another 3 shops

The outdoor pursuits shops Millets and Blacks will enter liquidation

I will have a rocking stage show - go to http://www.chris-beard.co.uk to find out more!

A magician will release a new effect in January that will have everyone talking.

Lots of magicians will rush to buy the new effect.

In March another magician will claim the effect has been stolen from them.

Yet another magician will remind everyone that the effect first appeared in a book in 1891.

In July the DVD explanation of the new effect will appear on YouTube.

By August sales of the new effect will tail off.

Someone else will then adapt the effect using different props and prepare it for release in 2011 as the next big thing.

There will be no cure for C.U.P.S. in 2010.

Beardy wrote:A singer will win Britain's Got Talent

I misread that as "sniper".

Could make the show worth watching, anyway.

Apple will release an iPhone with a 5MP camera in June.

Morrissey will tour for the last time.

One more person will get onto the list of people to whom Jerry Sadowitz will sell the Crimp.

It won't be me.

Muhammad Ali will win the title for the fourth time.

Half Life 2: Episode 3 will not be released.

susan Boyle will anounce she's Still a virgin... then move to the states.

something , something, something darkside will be shown on bbc3, Easter, peeing off everybody who bought it for 15 quid in the sales.

a sex scandal involving the london mayor, wont surprise anybody.

the election will happen, and the B.N.P will take a surprise seat.

tonights fireworks in london, will not be as great as you think they are, on account of the guy smuggling them into the country from America being caught.

floods in the south east, will hinder the olympic project.

there will be a u-turn on a major transport project.

one of the big airlines will go bust.
Jordan, will go lesbian for a few weeks, blaiming unreliable men, as the reason.. Nobody will care.

oh, and i will discover that I am from teh same gene pool as Dale A Hilderbrant.

proof?

Adam lambert will continue to try to be the male version of Lady Gaga. (I just realized how redundant that is... )

The winning lotto numbers are as follows: 45, 39, 10, 11, 7, 30, 19. (if you win, you HAVE to give me 90% of the profit.)

Hocus Pocus will have another sale

50 Cent will continue to hate the Grammies.