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by moonbeam » Feb 5th, '10, 19:34
IanKendall wrote:The sad thing is that many people won't get the joke.
Take care, Ian
It took a few seconds to sink in before I realised lol

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QUESTION:
If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat and cigarette companies for giving us cancer; why can't we sue Smirnoff for all the ugly gits we've sh*gged ??
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by aporia » Feb 6th, '10, 00:55
i don't get it.
sorry.
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by Discombobulator » Feb 6th, '10, 18:00
aporia wrote:i don't get it.
sorry.
A prime number cannot be divided by any number other than itself or 1.
If the new number is 4x the previous prime then it cannot be a prime because it is divisible by the old number.
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by jacko » Feb 6th, '10, 20:19
Discombobulator wrote:aporia wrote:i don't get it.
sorry.
A prime number cannot be divided by any number other than itself or 1.
If the new number is 4x the previous prime then it cannot be a prime because it is divisible by the old number.
And 4....
and 2...
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by aporia » Feb 7th, '10, 14:17
Ah, I didn't realise that it was a joke. I thought it was four times larger in the same way that vanilla ice cream is four time nicer than chocolate.

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by magicofthemind » Feb 7th, '10, 14:56
Reminds me of a "news item" on "The Day Today". Something like:
"Mathematicians have discovered a new whole number between 27 and 28. They don't know what it's for, but they do know that it's exactly divisible by 3 - but only once."
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by Mr_Grue » Feb 7th, '10, 15:34
But if we multiply all known primes and then add 1...
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then the only thing left is the method.
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by magicofthemind » Feb 7th, '10, 16:34
...and take away the number you first thought of...
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by Discombobulator » Feb 7th, '10, 16:36
.....so now you're thinking "there are no prime numbers in Denmark" ?
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by magicofthemind » Feb 7th, '10, 16:48
I expect there are, but they probably call them something that we can't pronounce.
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by Lenoir » Feb 7th, '10, 19:03
magicofthemind wrote:I expect there are, but they probably call them something that we can't pronounce.
I'm not sure I've ever seen a joke murdered so brutally.

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by magicofthemind » Feb 7th, '10, 21:22
Lenoir wrote:magicofthemind wrote:I expect there are, but they probably call them something that we can't pronounce.
I'm not sure I've ever seen a joke murdered so brutally.

Sorry, but my sense of humour is so dry that you could use it to start a fire. It must be all the maths that was drummed into me...
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by JakeThePerformer » Feb 9th, '10, 00:08
Lenoir wrote:American Scientists claim they have found a new largest prime number. They say it's four times larger than the previous highest.
Hahaha.
I certainly hope this isn't an American stereotype.... but it obviously is.
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by JakeThePerformer » Feb 9th, '10, 00:12
But...
You might say that 13 is four times larger than three. For it is, and then some. At least I think it would be correct to say that.

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by Ted » Feb 9th, '10, 01:04
JakeThePerformer wrote:But...
You might say that 13 is four times larger than three. For it is, and then some. At least I think it would be correct to say that.

You might think that it is correct but you'd be wrong, IMHO. It's the "and some" part that proves the error in your maths. 2+2=4, not "3 and some unspecified additional value". Indeed, the more I think about it and the more I rewrite my reply the weirder I think your idea on this is.
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