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Postby daleshrimpton » Feb 16th, '10, 11:02



If you have kids, you’re not likely to understand this.

My boss has become a dad for the 3rd time, and he is currently walking around wearing his testosterone on his sleeve.

lord i find it so irritating. and the bum kissers are cuing to fawn and hector.

D'you know...I Can't wait to get home

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Postby pcwells » Feb 16th, '10, 11:33

Odd. Usually, becoming a dad causes your testosterone levels to drop, so as to make you less aggressive around the little 'un.

But yes, we all think we're the only people ever to have sired a screaming sproglet...

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Postby pcwells » Feb 16th, '10, 11:34

Oh, and it could just be the case that your boss is just a self-important twonk surrounded by an entourage of brownnosers.

That's pure supposition of course...

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Postby themagicwand » Feb 16th, '10, 11:43

On the two occasions that I became a dad, I was far too tired to do anything except sit there and go "uuugh..."

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Postby kartoffelngeist » Feb 16th, '10, 19:22

Surely you can only become a dad once?

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Postby Tomo » Feb 16th, '10, 23:47

It would be crass, insensitive and wrong to suggest that he's insecure about his sexuality, so I won't.

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Postby dat8962 » Feb 17th, '10, 00:31

let's hope he takes his three months paternity leave and he's then out of the way :lol:

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Postby greedoniz » Feb 17th, '10, 10:12

Enviroment and it's link with kids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgDhDa4HHo

I hate the kids but love Doug Stanhope

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