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Give him a dead arm for us IAIN!

Beardy, You are well and truly a plank. I trusted you because of the date! And no, I'm not a gold digger, but thank you for the implication and humiliation. I think I'll order another dead arm please!!

greedoniz wrote:a skirting board fell off my wall and I found some micro-film of the JFK shooting shot from the grassy knoll.

I'm going to need that back Neil.

Actually Beardy is going to be on T.V. He's just too modest to talk about it. (And I had to wait till after April 1st to tell you) Chanel 4 is doing a documentary on dog fighting and the people who take part. Beardy only recently found out that two of the gamblers were reporters.

Awwwww! Iim genuinly dısapoıntedfor you now xD

Curses! I've been doing a roaring trade selling Beardy's autographs on ebay.....

Someone will die for this...
Or maybe I'll just bump three word story instead. HA HA!

Beardy wrote:Well it was an april fool - I jut couldn;t get on the net to reveal it before midday!

It's amazing how many PMs you get when people believe that you are going to be famous

Well, I didn't.

It's at times like this I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her from marrying you.

I'm too polite to say "Told ya - suckers!" - MUCH too polite...

TheStoner wrote:I'm too polite to say "Told ya - suckers!" - MUCH too polite...

Hey, I did raise the question of it being a joke on Wednesday night but Beardy insisted it was real. Just being pleased for the guy. Now I wish the camel of despair to become his heaviest burden. May Shiva rot all his socks at an inopportune moment.

Tomo wrote:

TheStoner wrote:I'm too polite to say "Told ya - suckers!" - MUCH too polite...

Hey, I did raise the question of it being a joke on Wednesday night but Beardy insisted it was real. Just being pleased for the guy. Now I wish the camel of despair to become his heaviest burden. May Shiva rot all his socks at an inopportune moment.

Wow... thats harsh!

Eshly,

When, IF one day you actually meet Beardy and have to suffer a few hours in his company, you won't think its so harsh.

Hecan be ALMOST as annoying as you :p

I wanted to try that dog-fighting once, but no-one would lend me their car.

IAIN wrote:imagine all the poor people who thought you were sincere and just wanted to wish you well...you've wasted their time, and made them feel silly...tut tut tut...

be prepared on tuesday beardykins...

Practical jokes always do hurt, but as someone noted, they are usually played on people you care about..

Anyway Chris, you have set a bar for yourself - may you live upto it.. Dynamo meets Derren. LOL

I was smiling through my teeth when you said 'derren meets dynamo'.
That's kind of like saying- They're looking for A John Lennon meets Justin Timberlake. tut tut.

You wait till uni starts back...