yo mamma gags.
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yo mamma gags.
by daleshrimpton » May 5th, '10, 16:50
yo mamma is.....
Last edited by daleshrimpton on May 6th, '10, 11:53, edited 1 time in total.
you're like Yoda.you dont say much, but what you do say is worth listening to....
Greg Wilson about.... Me.
Greg Wilson about.... Me.
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Re: 3 word yo mamma gags.
by Lawrence » May 5th, '10, 17:31
daleshrimpton wrote:yo mamma is.....
That's all you need isn't it?
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"Yo mamma is"
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by dat8962 » May 5th, '10, 18:41
Heronjester wrote:
His new wife!
your new wife?
His new wife!
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by Klangster1971 » May 5th, '10, 19:39
dat8962 wrote:Heronjester wrote:your new wife?
His new wife!
Whose new wife?
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by Thaumaturge » May 5th, '10, 20:07
Klangster1971 wrote:dat8962 wrote:Heronjester wrote:your new wife?
His new wife!
Whose new wife?
Their new wife!
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by Just Steve » May 5th, '10, 23:28
Im going to cheat becuase this is pretty funny and recent,
Yo momma is...
... So fat that when she was cremated all European flights were cancelled.
Seriously, how do you expect us to fit good jokes into three words?
Yo momma is...
... So fat that when she was cremated all European flights were cancelled.
Seriously, how do you expect us to fit good jokes into three words?
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by daleshrimpton » May 6th, '10, 11:55
title changed... 
use as many words if you like.
But it might be an idea if one posts the first bit, and the next person posts a punchline.
chain link gags.
use as many words if you like.
But it might be an idea if one posts the first bit, and the next person posts a punchline.
chain link gags.
you're like Yoda.you dont say much, but what you do say is worth listening to....
Greg Wilson about.... Me.
Greg Wilson about.... Me.
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Re: yo mamma gags.
by Tomo » May 6th, '10, 12:03
daleshrimpton wrote:yo mamma is.....
...so fat, when her phone goes off people think she's reversing.
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