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Yo mamma so fat she probably has major cardiovascular and/or respiratory problems. I'd advise her to consult with her gp. Sooner rather than later, I really am concerned about her weight issues and it's probably not doing her self-esteem any good either. Maybe have a chat with her about why she eats so much or at the very least try to persuade her to not eat so much fried chicken.


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Yo mamma's so fat, her butt cheeks have their own postcode.

yo mammas so fat, even Evel knievel refused to jump her

Your mamma's so fat, she tried to wear the equator as a belt and it was still too tight!

Your mamma's so fat, she had to get baptised at sea world!

yo mamas so fat, the mexicans using her thong to hold back the oill slick

yo mamas so fat? Funny ....she dont look Chinese.

yo mamas so fat, when they asked her to sit on a comittee.... she did.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she cut her leg cakes fell out.

Yo mamma's so fat she gives nearby diabetics seizures just by breathing out.

Yo mama gags.

yo mamas so fat I saw her on Google earth.

Yo mamma's so thin she slips throughthe cracks in the pavement.

Yo mamma's so hot that Derren would have her.


Yo mamma's so smart she convinced Stephen Hawkings that aliens were gonna kill him.


Yo mamma's so successful rupert murdoch wants to marry her for her wealth and power.

Yo Mamma's so fat that in school photographs she got to sit next to Everybody

Yo mama's so fat, that when she sits around the house,


she sits AROUND the house.



She so fat, she puts her necklaces on witha boomerang.