awwwww...sweet thing that.
The best bit was the snogging mop.
If i were to steal anything from that it would be most of it, up to the point it was put in the stool.
then i would introduce magical productions of various items, in the atempt to impress the mop.. I would have her move in the stool, thanks to the rising pencil method and an off stage hand.
and it would end rather like Tina Lenarts mop act with the character, getting cosy with the mop. or waking up, and pathos..... realizing it's just a mop.
you're like Yoda.you dont say much, but what you do say is worth listening to....
Greg Wilson about.... Me.