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by **V.E. Day** » Sep 28th, '10, 02:10

Eshly wrote:I think David Copperfield holds most of them, atleast in my version of the book: highest paid magician, largest vanish, biggest teleportation etc.

I did a teleportation on a newly laid egg once. Can I have the record for youngest thing teleportated?

Also I contacted a very old member of the dead during a seance, he was thousands of years old, and asked him to name the card that the spectator had picked. Can I have the record for the oldest person contacted during a magical seance?

by **V.E. Day** » Sep 28th, '10, 02:11

Eshly wrote:I think David Copperfield holds most of them, atleast in my version of the book: highest paid magician, largest vanish, biggest teleportation etc.

I did a teleportation on a newly laid egg once. Can I have the record for youngest thing teleportated?

Also I contacted a very old member of the dead during a seance, he was thousands of years old, and asked him to name the card that the spectator had picked. Can I have the record for the oldest person contacted during a magical seance?

by **Mandrake** » Sep 28th, '10, 10:37

V.E. Day wrote:I contacted a very old member of the dead ....Can I have the record for the oldest person contacted during a magical seance?

Of corpse you can..... :wink:

by **Derango** » Sep 28th, '10, 15:57

Mandrake wrote:
V.E. Day wrote:I contacted a very old member of the dead ....Can I have the record for the oldest person contacted during a magical seance?
Of corpse you can.....

Stop digging up such old jokes... :lol:

by **Ant** » Sep 28th, '10, 16:30

Derango wrote:
Mandrake wrote:
V.E. Day wrote:I contacted a very old member of the dead ....Can I have the record for the oldest person contacted during a magical seance?
Of corpse you can.....

Stop digging up such old jokes...

You both have grave sense of humours.

by **Mandrake** » Sep 28th, '10, 19:23

I think we should undertake to find new jokes!

by **just me** » Sep 28th, '10, 20:46

i think this should be stopped now.
no pun intended.....
I wonder ho many people will get this one.

by **Arkesus** » Sep 29th, '10, 00:11

just me wrote:i think this should be stopped now.
no pun in ten dead.....
I wonder ho many people will get this one.

by **just me** » Oct 1st, '10, 23:59

no, there really was no pun intended.
This is why no one likes me.

by **spooneythegoon** » Oct 2nd, '10, 13:48

Can we please stop before the whole thread is six feet under a mass of puns? :wink:

Sorry, I'll dig out some new ones...

by **Derango** » Oct 2nd, '10, 14:49

spooneythegoon wrote:Can we please stop before the whole thread is six feet under a mass of puns?
Sorry, I'll dig out some new ones...

Time to bury this thread, it is dead

by **Mandrake** » Oct 2nd, '10, 15:52

We have grave concerns as well....

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