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Some geeky ones. Some of these (ie. the last two) are rehashed from other people who know about these things better than me (I'll credit if anyone asks), but I genuinely agree with them so I'm going to include them

- Twitter will still be just as popular, maybe even with an actual source of income
- More everyday services/brands will create useful mobile apps, following on from the natwest, tesco and guardian iphone apps all being released in the last couple of months
- As a result of the above, users will rely on cloud/remotely hosted services for more everyday things rather than pen and paper or a file on your computer
- The Murdoch papers will try and start charging people to read news articles online; it won't work
- Streaming online radio will become a step closer to actually being good

mobile phones that act as credit cards will be road-tested
they will bring back a 70s game show
a new music service will launch that will combine twitter with spotify
daniel day and daniel day lewis will have a fight
brian cant and derek griffiths will be in the news
they will rewrite the blue peter theme tune
frankie boyle to be arrested
kerry katona and jordan set up house together

The UK National Identity Register will be downscaled to a border control measure.

The man made global warming carbon footprint lie will get so out of control people will not be allowed to exhale for months at a time.

It will be sunny for Glastonbury festival.

Facebook will attempt to start charging people, there'll be thousands of groups against it.

Facebook will start charging people and everyone will just pay it anyway.

Derren Brown will announce he's giving up magic to concentrate on debunking everything in the whole world ever.

Talkmagic will shut in March due to evryone falling out with everyone and no one talking again ever!

-Somene will join talkmagic called forky the dork.
-I will be forced to pummel forky the dork with a series of metaphors, each more complex than the last.
-people will finnally realise that spoon bending is cruel.
-people will become massively unimpressed by a demo for some clay in the shape of a man
-The clay in the shape of the man will turn out to be good, and everyone will want one

-DFS will have a sale, possibly starting in January 2010 and ending in December 2010, just in time for their New Year Sale, to begin in 2011.
-Gordon Brown and Labour will be ousted as the worst government in history.
-David Cameron will become Prime Minister, a couple of months later everyone will begin slating the tories as being the worst government in history.
-The FSA will be "scrapped" however the exact same people will beemployed and set up as a new financial services watchdog.
-One of the Prince's will break up from their long term girlfriends for a time and then get back together.
-The biggest Euromillion lottery jackpot ever will be won by somebody but not in the UK.
-The Daily Mail will have an exclusive report on how immigration is destroying the country.
-The Daily Express will have a shock exclusive revealing the truth about Diana's death.
-Someone, somewhere, will campaign about "real size women" being used to model.
-Jordan will be in every newspaper and women's magazine released but nothing new will be contained within the articles.
-Jedward will get to number 1 with a ridiculous cover.

Contrabass101 wrote:- January and February will be unusally cold in Europe.

ARRRRGGGHHHHH! Your psychic!!! Im snowed in!!!

spooneythegoon wrote:

Contrabass101 wrote:- January and February will be unusally cold in Europe.

ARRRRGGGHHHHH! Your psychic!!! Im snowed in!!!

Not entirely snowed in here, but this is our house this morning:



I love the way several inches of snow managed to balance on those tiny twigs and the very narrow fence.

Sarah Palin's mind is hard to read. Hah.

Mr_Grue wrote:Sarah Palin's mind is hard to read. Hah.

I couldn't exactly say she didn't have one to read, now could I?

Craig Browning wrote:

Mr_Grue wrote:Sarah Palin's mind is hard to read. Hah.

I couldn't exactly say she didn't have one to read, now could I?

Oh she has a mind, but whoever wired it up came to work drunk that day.

Predictions:

The BBC and Channel 4 will produce endless list shows about the greatest things of the last ten years whilst actually missing off anything good that really happened, replacing it with forgettable pop culture references.

Gordon Brown will cry after the election on live TV.

Cameron will be seen doing rediculous gimmicks such has a running race with school children, some gardening with old people and drinking a pint of lager (he clearly drinks bitter) with a bald landlord.

During the summer everyone will mock the school children for being dumber than ever as exam scores reach record highs.

Peter Mandleson will be killed and eaten by an escaped bear (or man in bear suit). The bear will be praised in the newspapers which no one will actually read anymore.




Lets see shall we

Craig Browning wrote:

Mr_Grue wrote:Sarah Palin's mind is hard to read. Hah.

I couldn't exactly say she didn't have one to read, now could I?

You could have asked for it in a bigger font.

BUMP !!

Hahaha x

Good work lol x