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Some twit by the name of Cardslinger has joined here in the last week or so and not made a single post. Instead he has devoted his seemingly endless time to sending me and Paul Pacific rude private messages. It is becoming somewhat tiresome since he, she or it (the latter seems most likely) is refusing to reveal his, her or it's identity and it is becoming perfectly obvious to I and Paul that he has joined for the one purpose of harassing we two innocent as lambs and highly venerated members of this forum.

I expect Paul's feet have set him off in some way. He really is acting in a deranged manner. I am afraid Paul's feet do have a somewhat unsettling effect and I do wish he would put them away sometimes.

Both I and Paul like an audience so if Cardslinger wishes to complain about anything perhaps he may wish to do so in public rather than skulking around hidden in the background.

I hate it when things like this happen. Hope you get things sorted.

He appears to be a Canadian of some kind and they tend not to be upfront like we British. They prefer to skulk anonymously in the background and be rude behind your back whereas if we British have something to complain about we say it to your face and there is nothing anonymous about it.
No wonder Canada remains under British influence. It is not mature enough yet to go on it's own. Thank God Her Majesty the Queen is still in charge here to exert her Royal Influence over the rather childish tantrums of some of the younger inhabitants.
However she has yet to manage to get Paul to cover up his feet. Still, we can always hope.

Taking on Mark Lewis? He is either brave or stupid. I suspect the latter.

I say we Dispose of the offender. (or can only Mandrake say that? )

No. He must not be killed. That is not the British way of doing things. Most improper if I may say so. Besides if we were to blow his brains out the poor chap would have nothing to lose.

No. We must encourage the poor soul to be upfront and say who he is. And then he can express his complaints. And he should do it openly in front of everyone. We can then judge his complaints by it's merits. He may even be suprised to find that he has people on his side.

However, he has to do it upfront and not anonymously. Not the British way of doing things, you know. We British have raped and pillaged the world over to carve out an empire, including the frozen wastes of Canada.
We wouldn't have succeeded if we had done it anonymously. Cardslinger should either be upfront and give his real name or sling his hook instead of his cards.

Oh. I see that Spooney the Goon has altered the awful word "killed" to the less awful word "disposed" and has thus ruined my joke. Oh well, never mind.

If it's particularly offensive I suggest you Do The Right Thing, don't feed the troll, report it to the mods who can then if need be trace the offender's internet provider and report them

I have written a list of possible Canadian suspects. Unfortunately I can only think of 10 Canadians.


James Randi
Dai Vernon
Doug Henning
Dan Aykroyd
Cliff Thorburn
Pamela Anderson
William Shatner The Great
The late Francis Rattenbury
Sir Samuel Cunard
Jim Carrey

How many Canadians are there exactly?


(ps my money is on Rattenbury - he was wrapped up with that famous murder wasn't he?)

V.E. Day wrote:How many Canadians are there exactly?

Your ten, and the mounties.

If anyone is abusing the PM system then that facility can be locked off for them. Similarly if that same person is using their TM registration to harass or annoy then their registration can be terminated in a few seconds. Just say the word and it shall come to pass......

I have heard rumours on the green forum of a shady individual known only as The Pitchman Who Shall Not Be Named Here. I suspect this ruffian may be the elusive Cardslinger. Happy hunting Mark.

The child seems to have gone remarkably quiet. I don't think he likes an audience. How terribly tranquil. I am curious to hear the opinion of Paul Pacific on this weighty matter.

Whoever this guy is, he ain't the sharpest card in the deck. I was perfectly ready to reply to his silly private message-all I required was his name. He was unwilling to provide said information so I simply refused to waste any more time with the individual.

He may have enjoyed my responses to his questions but alas, he wasn't being very friendly so I gently let him go without incident.

Since, I ceased chatting with the "slinger" I found out he said some not very flattering things about me in a private message to Mark Lewis. Apparently, this "slinger" fellow gets great pleasure in saying nasty things about people which shows me exactly what type of person he is.

Clearly he is not a productive member of this particular forum.

Happy Thoughts,
Paul Pacific

I have had a psychic vibe of his e-mail address. He (or perhaps she) informs us that Ayla loves us all which is terribly nice of her I must say.

He seems to have disappeared now. As for whether he should be allowed to stay on this forum I have come to the conclusion that his presence would be improved by his absence.