Hi,
I thought that I should share this one. Just in case somebody thinks his/her presentation went bad, yesterday I really had my worst performance ever. I'm sorry if it's a bit long, but you may get a good laugh out of it.

Was out with a couple of colleagues and finally decided to do a few card effects. I just had a regular deck with Osterlind BCS stack with me, no ID/BW or other backups (not good, not good).
I took the cards out of the box, did a false shuffle and asked my neighbor to open the deck somewhere in the middle, take the card and think about it. While I was trying to fish for the card (but asked her not to show any conscious reaction) I wanted to call her card. This is a 100% effect and cannot possibly go wrong. Or so I thought ...
First, she wasn't a native speaker and had troubles with the suits. Then I got her card wrong

Then somebody noticed that a card had stuck in the inside of the card box to the seal (it was a bike deck). And guess what? Yeah, it was the 8 of clubs!



The chance of not getting all cards out of the box and then hitting exactly this one card ...
Next, I tried the Corinda effect with another spectator, but this time he didn't follow my instructions and somehow the cards ended up on the table the wrong way with no cards being turned over. I don't think it was my instructions since everybody else on the table was able to repeat them to the guy handling the cards. But he just gave me a confused look and didn't understand what I meant by "turning the card over and inserting it in the middle of the deck". Apparently, he had turned the card along the wrong axis or something ...
Man, if I could do real magic, I should just let myself disappear or produce an ID out of thin air.
