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by **themagicwand** » May 24th, '11, 11:13

Ah, but it sounds to me like MagicBill is planning this to be a special occasion. After all, he is planning on having bread rolls! Very posh! I also get a feeling that this is the first time MagicBill will have cooked for his girlfriend? At least in the formal sense, as opposed to rustling up a slice of toast and a cup of tea.

My advice, and I will say no more than this, is just have a nice meal. Leave the exploding bunches of flowers, the choke danger of a playing card in the bread roll, and anything to do with pulling something out of a lemon (all you'll get is sore fingers), for a more appropriate time and place.

My experience is that very few women actually "get off" on magic. Which is a hard pill to swallow for all you guys who started doing magic in an attempt to get laid.

by **Discombobulator** » May 24th, '11, 11:16

Magic is all about controlled deception for entertaining purposes.
are you really wanting to deceive that special lady ?

This is the reason why any attempts at magic performances fail to impress my wife. She knows when I am deceiving her. I cannot 'lie' to my wife, she knows me too well.

Perhaps you could build on the idea of 'not deceiving her' to present some special magic...

E.g.
I could try deceiving you by doing this...[something magical]
or this.... [Something magical]
but the truth is I don't want to deceive you, or trick you. The truth is .... [something romantic] ... real feelings... no illusions etc. etc.

by **Beardy** » May 24th, '11, 11:25

Slip rohypnol in her drink, and you could do a great amnesia effect!

by **BrucUK** » May 24th, '11, 11:34

My experience is that very few women actually "get off" on magic. Which is a hard pill to swallow for all you guys who started doing magic in an attempt to get laid.

PMSL...
Bruce

by **Discombobulator** » May 24th, '11, 11:43

one of these bread rolls contains a prediction. [Patio force] then break open the roll and there is a condom...

... OK you did say 'within reason' - I'll get my coat now.

Hope your meal is successful.

by **BrucUK** » May 24th, '11, 11:56

...only if you are eating in the garden could you use the patio force (rather than the Pateo force)

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Looks like I'm getting my coat as well...
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Thing is, I avoided magic at the dinner, so I'm actually leaving with your girlfriend....
Bruce

by **themagicwand** » May 24th, '11, 11:58

As Lady of Mystery rightly pointed out, if you want to impress the ladies brush up on your tarot and/or palm reading skills. Tis true, tis true. Faint heart (and ambitious card routine) never fair maiden won.

by **Tommy Magic** » May 24th, '11, 12:22

themagicwand wrote:
Tommy Magic wrote:Not food, but girls like flowers, so... Buy her a nice handmade Vase, and give it as a gift, nicely wrapped up. After she has unwrapped it you could do this...
Preparation: Wear a jacket, and have two real roses stashed upside down (stems wedged into your belt from the bottom up) behind your back, one on left hip, one on right & both hidden under your jacket. Remove the thorns! Small piece of Flash paper (sparkly stuff is good) in right and left hand in classic finger palm, lit candle on table within easy reach of you (and not too close to her!).
- Touch flash paper into candle flame with right hand, then do the same with left hand, and at the same time as the left hand flame happens, your right hand reaches behind you and grabs first rose and brings it to the front (rose now upright) and then left hand does the same. Pop them in the new vase...

Or just buy a nice bunch of flowers and give them to her rather than terrifying her with exploding roses.

But where's the magic in that!? It would not be very memorable to do it that way. This way, every time that vase gets used she'll remember that evening, that you cooked, and gave her flowers... Also note I did say 'small' piece of flash paper. flash paper just fizzes with a nice sparkly flame nes pa? No 'explosion' or 'bang' at all! Ah well - each to his own...

by **themagicwand** » May 24th, '11, 12:25

Tommy Magic wrote:
But where's the magic in that!?

Not all magic is bought from magic shops.

by **Tommy Magic** » May 24th, '11, 12:46

themagicwand wrote:Not all magic is bought from magic shops.

You old smoothie!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejsYLHRdpHg

by **themagicwand** » May 24th, '11, 14:44

Get more sex with magic! Honest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEWckOEDLjE

by **Stephen Ward** » May 24th, '11, 14:47

Ladies like palm reading. I was not convinced until i began real world readings. They love it!

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