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My hero

Postby C.L.Ward » Sep 19th, '11, 13:28



http://www.youtube.com/user/magicalcrai ... UEgmhMpRAA

warrringtons best magician folks.......... and i can believe it to!!! just ask ol' craigy what he got into magic for........."for get some attention...." annnnnnnnnnd apparently gets him laid, so why not???? though i suspect the only woman whose laying that kid is palmela-handerson and her five lovely daughters ;)

im all for people giving things a go..... but to describe yourself as the "best", when you clearly are no such thing, really riles me..... he has no presentational skills and his handling of cards is pathetic!!

this kid is everyhting that is wrong with magic.......... idiot buys one DVD (and an iphone app form what i can gather) and suddenly thinks he's David Blaine before even TRYING to master the techniques and get some decent patter to go with it.

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Re: My hero

Postby Ste Porterfield » Sep 19th, '11, 13:56

I've invented a new drinking game.

You take a drink every time magical craig says "err" or "yeah". Current record is 2mins 21 before passing out, mortal drunk.

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Re: My hero

Postby Ste Porterfield » Sep 19th, '11, 13:57

I bet he's not even the best magician in his house.

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Re: My hero

Postby jon_kent » Sep 19th, '11, 13:59

I only managed 4mins before i turned it off !

So unless he bursts into flames and turns into a unicorn at he end *the best* is a bit of a stretch lol

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Re: My hero

Postby C.L.Ward » Sep 19th, '11, 14:03

Ste Porterfield wrote:I bet he's not even the best magician in his house.



bahahahahahahahaha...............

i nearly spat my coffee out when i read that!!! :P

and the drinking games a good idea.......if you want your alcohol cells to vastly outnumber your blood cells!!! lol... every other word that comes out his mouth is, errrrrrrr, yeah, so......mmmmmmm.......yeah, oo ahhhh, hmmmmmm,........ooo ee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang :)

So unless he bursts into flames and turns into a unicorn at he end ....

lol........ metaphorically speaking there is a huge bone sticking off his head......though i can assure you its not a horn ;)

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Re: My hero

Postby C.L.Ward » Sep 19th, '11, 14:04

Ste Porterfield wrote:I bet he's not even the best magician in his house.



bahahahahahahahaha...............

i nearly spat my coffee out when i read that!!! :P

and the drinking games a good idea.......if you want your alcohol cells to vastly outnumber your blood cells!!! lol... every other word that comes out his mouth is, errrrrrrr, yeah, so......mmmmmmm.......yeah, oo ahhhh, hmmmmmm,........ooo ee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang :)

So unless he bursts into flames and turns into a unicorn at he end


lol........ metaphorically speaking there is a huge bone sticking off his head......though i can assure you its not a horn ;)

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Re: My hero

Postby jon_kent » Sep 19th, '11, 14:09

Lol thats not his nose keeping them glasses on

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Re: My hero

Postby jon_kent » Sep 19th, '11, 14:09

Lol thats not his nose keeping them glasses on

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Re: My hero

Postby Tomo » Sep 19th, '11, 14:10

Eeee, I remember when all that was public toilets...

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Re: My hero

Postby jon_kent » Sep 19th, '11, 14:12

Dammit C.L i've caught your double posting bug !

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Re: My hero

Postby C.L.Ward » Sep 19th, '11, 14:14

jon_kent wrote:Dammit C.L i've caught your double posting bug !



haha.....it's contagious jon :P

to be honest i dont know how i/we managed it..... i didnt even notice until mr_rawlings pointed it out!! lol

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Re: My hero

Postby C.L.Ward » Sep 19th, '11, 14:18

Tomo wrote:Eeee, I remember when all that was public toilets...



Making ya feel old here are we mate??? :P

it's terrible when you grow up in an area and find yourself telling younger people about the butchers that used to be on that corner....or the old school you used to go to thats now a tescos!!! im 24 and already catch myself doing it!! :)

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Re: My hero

Postby jon_kent » Sep 19th, '11, 14:19

Haha yeah i see :)

I mostly go online through my ps3 because its easier then getting the laptop out and then i get it on my tv as well. Sometimes when i post it wont do anything until i click submit a 2nd time then it works straight away, thats how i get caught out with it :)

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Re: My hero

Postby Discombobulator » Sep 19th, '11, 14:30

Warrington's best.....

I often wonder how companies come up with their advertising claims :-
Britain's best window company
Britain's favourite window company
Britain's best value window company
Britain's leading window company
Britain's most popular window comapny
Britain's Number one window company
etc..
Perhaps they all sit in a room and put the titles in a hat, or auction off each title to the highest bidder.

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Re: My hero

Postby C.L.Ward » Sep 19th, '11, 15:17

Discombobulator wrote:Warrington's best.....

I often wonder how companies come up with their advertising claims :-
Britain's best window company
Britain's favourite window company
Britain's best value window company
Britain's leading window company
Britain's most popular window comapny
Britain's Number one window company
etc..
Perhaps they all sit in a room and put the titles in a hat, or auction off each title to the highest bidder.



haha, very true disco.......... the title for "warringonts best" evidently has no other bidders :P

it makes me laugh when he's trying to entertain a 5 year old with an ACR and bless the kids dad, trying to make the magician look less of a complete fool by chirping in with "oh its in the middle........look he's put it in the middle..........wow, thats magic" .........yeah...... you're the only one who thinks so bud!!! :)

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