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Vanderbelt wrote:

Mancunian Lee wrote:Beardy did you really get a penis pump?

I'm thinking not!

Oh but I really hope he did!

Alec Kobain wrote:

Vanderbelt wrote:

Mancunian Lee wrote:Beardy did you really get a penis pump?

I'm thinking not!

Oh but I really hope he did!

I genuinely did.

As well as a double blank deck of bicycle cards

Alec Kobain wrote:

magicrob wrote:Are we all opening them, then?

Oh come off it Rob, you would have ripped yours open while it was still in the hands of postie!

I think we should all open now. That way we can discuss the gifts without fear of the real Christmas getting in the way!

The girlfriend is coming round later and I know she has a present from a friend to open, so I will open mine then! I cannot wait to play or do or eat or ..... with mine


EDIT: Oh my Beardy..... I am stuck for words now. I cannot believe you got that, but it has got to be the best secret santa present!

Who sent it to you Beardy and have you used it? Was it really wrapped in a full 6 metre roll of brown paper? If so that's mint lol

Mancunian Lee wrote:Who sent it to you Beardy and have you used it? Was it really wrapped in a full 6 metre roll of brown paper? If so that's mint lol

The idea of secret santa means that I don't know!

Initially I was suspecting Lawrence but now I'm feeling like it may have been Rob.....

Still don't know though!

Beardy wrote:

Mancunian Lee wrote:Who sent it to you Beardy and have you used it? Was it really wrapped in a full 6 metre roll of brown paper? If so that's mint lol

The idea of secret santa means that I don't know!

Initially I was suspecting Lawrence but now I'm feeling like it may have been Rob.....

Still don't know though!

Such an awesome gift. If you don't want it.......

I have had a "we missed you" card through the door.

Annoying thing is, I won't be able to collect it until a week today!

Alec Kobain wrote:

Beardy wrote:

Mancunian Lee wrote:Who sent it to you Beardy and have you used it? Was it really wrapped in a full 6 metre roll of brown paper? If so that's mint lol

The idea of secret santa means that I don't know!

Initially I was suspecting Lawrence but now I'm feeling like it may have been Rob.....

Still don't know though!

Such an awesome gift. If you don't want it.......

...Alec needs it!

Alec Kobain wrote:

Beardy wrote:

Mancunian Lee wrote:Who sent it to you Beardy and have you used it? Was it really wrapped in a full 6 metre roll of brown paper? If so that's mint lol

The idea of secret santa means that I don't know!

Initially I was suspecting Lawrence but now I'm feeling like it may have been Rob.....

Still don't know though!

Such an awesome gift. If you don't want it.......

It's not that I don't want it.....it's just too big to use!

Size XS is "Xtreme Supersize" right?

Ste Porterfield wrote:I have had a "we missed you" card through the door.

Annoying thing is, I won't be able to collect it until a week today!

Have it redelivered when somebody else is in?

Ste Porterfield wrote:I have had a "we missed you" card through the door.

Annoying thing is, I won't be able to collect it until a week today!

Have it redelivered when somebody else is in?[/quote]

Could do, mate. But I'm back in London all of next week so it'll just be easier to pick it up when I get back.

I could make the missus go down for it, I suppose.

Beardy wrote:

Mancunian Lee wrote:Who sent it to you Beardy and have you used it? Was it really wrapped in a full 6 metre roll of brown paper? If so that's mint lol

The idea of secret santa means that I don't know!

Initially I was suspecting Lawrence but now I'm feeling like it may have been Rob.....

And after lengthy discussion it was decided it was not me.

Lawrence wrote:lengthy

hehe

You don't seem too impressed with it?

Don't worry Chris, just keep pumping for clues and something will come out!

Mancunian Lee wrote:You don't seem too impressed with it?

I was shocked, but think its hilarious!!!

It was not what I was expecting in the slightest!

With relation to my secret Santa, I was nice in the end, and didn't post a fish