I have a cups and balls routine which involves bringing out a (toy) kiwi to perform some magic. It has a long beak which I slide under the cup with a ball under it to 'magic' the ball across to join the other ball under the second cup.
I've had the idea of making a limerick to fit with the trick at that point, but I'm thinking it could be better than my version below, so any help would be appreciated. Rude is fine - believe it or not this is not for kids.
There was a young kiwi called beak
Whose magic beak was truly unique,
He would vanish a ball,
In front of you all
Without even a bulge in his cheek
