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Stephen Ward wrote:Did you like the Paul Gordon DVDs?

Very much Stephen thanks. I haven't yet watched disc 2 of Blockbusters but will be doing so this week. I did enjoy Card Startlers though and although a lot of the effects are a bit difficult for me at the moment there are a few simple ones to get me going. I'm currently practicing Worlds best card trick to start off a short ACR and I love the Lighter than a feather and Three of hearts off Blockbusters.

Glad you are enjoying them. Thank you, Paul Gordon

Night Owls is open (this is just like the old days!).. Doing some work on my big November 2012 release, weird sigils and papers are all over my desk at the moment. It looks like the desk of a Victorian serial killer!

Stephen Ward wrote:Night Owls is open (this is just like the old days!).. Doing some work on my big November 2012 release, weird sigils and papers are all over my desk at the moment. It looks like the desk of a Victorian serial killer!

Stephen,

That sounds like the start of a fantastic character!!!
Much love

Aza

Well we do a Jack The Ripper seance

Next time im in your neck of the woods, i'll look you up!!

I do a blog of Towns of Great Britain, it doesn't have a big following, but it's normally a tongue in cheek scathing review of whichever town i visit, just for fun and after my last visit to Great Yarmouth i vowed never to visit Lowestoft, but as you're there i may make an exception!!

Much love

Aza

Hi everyone

How are we all tonight?

Too hot!

Outside temperature is still way above 25C, despite that I spent four hours pruning and tidying the garden this evening as it was far too hot to do it this afternoon. However it's far better than the deluges we've seen in recent weeks.

Now relaxing with, not surprisingly, a large glass of Tesco Californian plonk - very nice!!!

I am enjoying a glass of Merlot, lovely! Seems weird having owls back but no Quizcall on ITV

Stolen from somewhere on the net:

I had eighteen bottles of wine and was told by my
wife to empty the contents down the sink or else. I
said I would and proceeded with this unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured it
down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I
drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle
and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which
I drank. I extracted the cork from the third bottle and
poured the glass down the sink, which I drank. I pulled
the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the
bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the cork
from the next glass and drank one sink out it and threw the
rest down the bottle, which I drank. I pulled the sink
out the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink
and drank the pour. When I had everything empty, I
steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses,
corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which was 29
and as the house came by I counted them again.

Finally, I had all the houses in one bottle, which I
drank. I'm not half as think you drunk I am. I fool
so feelish I don't know who is me and the drunker I stand
here the longer I get. I'm not under the affluence of
incohol as some thinkle peep I am.

Time for another glass! Too hot to sleep

Mandrake wrote:Stolen from somewhere on the net:

I had eighteen bottles of wine and was told by my
wife to empty the contents down the sink or else. I
said I would and proceeded with this unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured it
down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I
drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle
and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which
I drank. I extracted the cork from the third bottle and
poured the glass down the sink, which I drank. I pulled
the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the
bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the cork
from the next glass and drank one sink out it and threw the
rest down the bottle, which I drank. I pulled the sink
out the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.
Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink
and drank the pour. When I had everything empty, I
steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses,
corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which was 29
and as the house came by I counted them again.

Finally, I had all the houses in one bottle, which I
drank. I'm not half as think you drunk I am. I fool
so feelish I don't know who is me and the drunker I stand
here the longer I get. I'm not under the affluence of
incohol as some thinkle peep I am.

LMAO

Anyone else got tired of watching the opening ceremony? I think I've missed the point well and truly........

Just got back from a private Bizarre booking, i recorded the ceremony and will watch it later. I used something i am releasing in November tonight and it really got gasps, you guys will love it