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Is the best kind of magic out there! (i tell my wife this every night!)

I cannot stop laughing at this line, i know it's crass and childish and possibly immature, but it suits my style....

Anymore of this kind of patter anybody care to add?

Innuendo/Risqué/Just nothing pure filth (ok maybe a little bit, but i'll use it just down the pub!)

Much love

Aza

Have you seen the innuendo bingo thread in the Dove's Head? It's not really a collection of risqué lines, more an ongoing demonstration that magicians have an average mental age of 13!

I'm off to look now!!

Much love

Aza

I would never use that line when performing to the public. Its an in joke that they just wont get.

To a man - ' I want you to think of someone close to you. Someone you care about...... No... Not your wife..... It has to be someone you genuinely care about.'

Gets a laugh every time!!!

Aza wrote:Is the best kind of magic out there! (i tell my wife this every night!)

I cannot stop laughing at this line, i know it's crass and childish and possibly immature, but it suits my style....

Anymore of this kind of patter anybody care to add?

Innuendo/Risqué/Just nothing pure filth (ok maybe a little bit, but i'll use it just down the pub!)

Much love

Aza

My entire bar walkaround ?

A few months back someone did mention to me "you do do a lot of c**k based magic don't you?"

Take it to PM if you want details; I shouldn't really reveal my stuff on here (for filth reasons, not for exposure reasons)

Lawrence wrote:

Aza wrote:Is the best kind of magic out there! (i tell my wife this every night!)

I cannot stop laughing at this line, i know it's crass and childish and possibly immature, but it suits my style....

Anymore of this kind of patter anybody care to add?

Innuendo/Risqué/Just nothing pure filth (ok maybe a little bit, but i'll use it just down the pub!)

Much love

Aza

My entire bar walkaround ?

A few months back someone did mention to me "you do do a lot of c**k based magic don't you?"

Take it to PM if you want details; I shouldn't really reveal my stuff on here (for filth reasons, not for exposure reasons)

PM on it's way Lawrence, c**k based magic is the future!

Much love

Aza

I'd say becareful with those sorts of lines, I've heard too many of them used and most of the time they just sound creepy.

Lady of Mystery wrote:I'd say becareful with those sorts of lines, I've heard too many of them used and most of the time they just sound creepy.

I can imagine.
I mainly use them on guys though; very different reaction

Reminded me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlzi3QkLieo

I often find that I stumble on accidental innuendos when doing my ring and string routine and it can often get more laughs from both me and those watching than anything pre-scripted (not that you shouldn't pre-script certain parts).