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by **Mandrake** » Oct 22nd, '12, 17:52

The problem with Doner Kebabs is you never know who the donor was......

by **Lady of Mystery** » Oct 22nd, '12, 20:34

Mandrake wrote:The problem with Doner Kebabs is you never know who the donor was......

Oh dear, you really don't get any better do you?! :roll:

by **Jordan C** » Oct 22nd, '12, 20:58

ha ha... tell it how it is!

by **Aza** » Oct 23rd, '12, 17:42

Lady of Mystery wrote:
Mandrake wrote:The problem with Doner Kebabs is you never know who the donor was......

Oh dear, you really don't get any better do you?!

Poor Mandrake!!

If I'm honest i only come here for his jokes Becky....leave him alone you big bully :lol:

Much love

Aza

by **Mandrake** » Oct 23rd, '12, 18:40

You mean things like:

Did you hear about the two magicians who covered themselves with biscuit and chocolate so they could do Twix...

OK, I know... coat...hat... door...

by **Stephen Ward** » Oct 23rd, '12, 19:17

Ok, who has been giving Mandrake alcohol again! remember what happened last time!

by **Mandrake** » Oct 23rd, '12, 20:36

I was doing a show last night and everything went wrong, I was so mad I took my top hat off and pulled my hare out...

OK relax folks, the gin bottles now empty... hic, burp, pardon, snore ...

by **Jordan C** » Oct 23rd, '12, 20:55

Still on the gin Paul!! We all know Tonic Water is enough for you

Must be the quinine!

But then, I used to be indecisive - now I'm not so sure!

Some friends of mine say, if you want to know if your girlfriend is going to be fat check to see if she has early bingo wings. I say, watch how much she eats!

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