by Ed Wood » Nov 4th, '13, 11:07
First things first Alakazam let me tell you how much I love you, respect you and appreciate all you do for the magic community.
Whenever I visit your shop I am met with knowledgeable, friendly staff. Your internet services are superlative and your own products are always of excellent quality.
This isn't what I want to discuss though. You see Alakazam, you have a problem and I think you need help. I want you to know I'm only doing this for your own good. This may seem harsh right now but you can only come through this stronger.
Alakazam, my friend, you're an addict and your addiction is one of the most insidious of all. You are addicted to e-mails, more specifically advertising e-mails or to be even more specific junk mail. Don't get me wrong here. I enjoy the occasional e-mail from magic dealers. Most send out one a month detailing their new products, some go for 2 a month I could probably accept one a week. Unfortunately this isn't the case with you. It's one sometimes two a day, including Sundays. No matter how you dress it up and try to conceal your addiction you're not fooling anyone. Sending one e-mail from Alakazam and one from (the delightful Peter Nardi) do not count as different e-mails. No matter how you dress it up, you are spamming the hell out of my inbox and it has to stop. No matter how good your products no magic dealer has enough releases to warrant daily e-mails. Hey, guess what? Peter Nardi has released a sharpie through card effect. How do I know this? Because I have received an e-mail a day about it for the last 2 months.
Alakazam, this has to stop or else I will be forced to take drastic action. By that I mean adding you to my junk list!! I really don't want to do this as every now and again you send out a mail that details genuinely new products that may be of interest. the problem arises when you keep sending out details of the same products time and time again for weeks.
I'm not asking you to go cold turkey. How about slowly cutting back, maybe to an e-mail every other day leading to one a week. With the help and support of all those who love you I know you are strong enough to do this.
Seriously, is anyone else fed up with daily repetitive junk mail from alakazam? I'm all for marketing but this is going too far.