by Jean » Jan 27th, '14, 22:44
I'd go to the pound shop and buy a pair of stockings (£1), a box of tissues (50p), a roll of tape (50p), some plastic cups (50p), a small knife (£1), and a piece of fruit (40p). Leaving me with one pound ten pence.
I'd then go to an internet cafe and use the £1 to send an email to my mother along the lines of; MUM HELP ME! I've been kidnapped, robbed and dropped off in a strange city. I know it's in England but other than that I've no clue, I'll be waiting on the corner of 'Queen street' and 'Dundas street', but I don't know what city that is. I have no more money and no means of contact. Please call the police and send me help, NOT A JOKE!
Then I'd go out in the street use one of the stockings to make I.T., the tissue and tape to make some balls. I'd then use the 10p to perform the floating coin to build a crowd, then do the cups and balls with the paper cups and tissue finishing with a fruit reveal and then end on a basic 'borrowed note to fruit.'
If help doesn't arrive and I'm unable to get the crowd needed to make enough money I will then use the second stocking as a mask and rob a local shop with the knife, chances are good I'll get caught, but at least then the police will offer me room and board for the next couple of days.
Invoke not reason. In the end it is too small a deity.