by MagicIain » Aug 7th, '05, 15:21
The party was Thursday. I thought I'd let you all know how I got on.
Personally, I feel that I can do SO much better than how it turned out.
The party itself was a bit different to how I expected it - the kids arrived at 2pm (about 12 of them, mostly aged 5, but one slightly older boy), and, as the birthday girl's parent have a big garden, they all went straight for the trampoline and slide/swing play-area. My friend said that he'd like to leave them playing until about 2:40, when we'd play a game or two, then do a bit of magic. Hopefully we'd have them sitting down for food at 3pm, playing for ten minutes or so until 3:40, then play one more game and then have balloons.
"Result," I thought - that meant just 15 mins of magic and a whole load of balloons at the end. As the pros here will know - things generally don't work out as planned.
The kids played til 2:35, then we had a game of musical statues - only 9 of them wanted to play, and I think my friend was put off by this - so he said after that one game "Who wants to see some magic?" The kids cheered.
I was on.
I was going to start off with the sliding die box, then do a professor's nightmare routine, ending with a change bag to produce the three ropes 'as one' but knotted together with pop-off knots.
I performed the sliding die box (a BIG thank you to Bananafish for lending me his, and for Mr Mystic's advice on starting with a sucker-effect), and managed to load the 'die' into the wrong side of the box. This meant that there was no sliding sound as I tipped it from one side to the other. bu**er. Instead, I shook it and it rattled somewhat, so the kids had a vague idea of what I was up to. It worked, and I was quite surprised to see a five-year-old run up to me and pull open the other door on the front of the box. I was hoping to milk it a bit more, but his face as it opened was a picture. I pulled the die out of the black top-hat, and the kids seemed impressed.
I moved on to Professor's Nightmare, and got two kids from the group to come up and help me - a boy and a girl that I had found out earlier were 'boyfriend and girlfriend' (the girl was the birthday girl, too - bonus). I gave them the ends of the three ropes to pull apart (I kept my hand at the right point of the rope), and announced that they were now married. I transformed the three ropes back to their original sizes and got the little boy to put them into my change bag (thanks again Bananafish!), in the 'correct order' (a spot of quick thinking that turned out to be quite funny as he kept dropping them!). I pulled out of the chage bag one long piece of rope with two pop-off knots on it, making it look as though the three ropes had tied themselves together. I popped the knots off, then gave each one to the two 'helpers,' and told them they should keep them as they were as special as wedding rings. Ah. Bless. She kept hers in her hand for the rest of the afternoon!
"That went OK," I was thinking, until I looked at my watch. It was only 2:50! The magic had lasted all of 6 minutes. I was gutted. Andy (my friend) noticed that I was a bit lost at this point, and suggested some food for everyone. Thankfully, they agreed.
Whilst they were eating, I was chatting to Andy and explaining I thought it would last a bit longer, and, to make up for it, I said I could do some more magic before I did the balloons. I had packed my sponge rabbits, I still had that long piece of rope from Prof Nightmare and my TT was loaded with a balloon with a hole in the end, as per suggestions above. It made sense as if I didn't give it a go, I'd never know if I could do it.
They finished their food, had five minutes or so on the trampoline and we played pass the parcel. It was now 3:40, and time for my last bits of magic and for a balloon for everyone. I did the cut-and-restored routine, which went OK, but I saw the parents watch me dump the knots in my pocket as I pulled out the scissors, so that put me off somewhat.
The sponge rabbits went down a treat - I asked the kids if any of them had a pet rabbit, and only two did - I asked the girl if she'd help me with my rabbits that I had brought along. She obliged, and her face was a picture when she opened her hand to two big rabbits and the five babies.
As a reward for helping, I said that I'd give her a dog - but it would have to appear in my hands first. I pulled the balloon out the TT and continued as you can imagine. By the time I'd made everyone a balloon, it was 4:10pm, and everyone was all set to leave.
I insisted that Andy gave me no money for turning up, because I was just thankful for the opportunity and disappointed with how I did - but he slipped a few £20 notes my way "to cover your petrol, mate."
I was pleased he'd thought I was worth a bit of money, and his wife and the kids seemed to really enjoy everything I did. The thing is, I left there absolutely deflated. This is why.
My patter went to sh*t.
Loading the die incorrectly put me right off to start with - I'd planned to make it vanish and have it fly around the garden, invisibly of course, causing all sorts of mayhem. But, no, I messed up, it put me off and then the darling little five year old got up and pulled open the door anyway.
Prof. Nightmare went better, except that as I pulled the rope out of the change-bag, one of the kids made a grab for it and the lower knot fell off - again, I'd missed the chance for some patter. I was going to say the magic had gone wrong and that the ropes had merely knotted together, instead of turning into one. Cue the two helpers blowing on each knot etc etc, but as one had come off, it made sense for the other one to fall off immediately.
The cut-and-restored went alright, but I found myself merely describing what was going on, rather than making it entertaining. The adults watching my hand go to my pocket put me off, too. The same happened with the rabbits - I merely described what was going on. I was most disappointed with myself because the story attached to the rabbits is so easy to remember, and it would have worked a treat. However, my mind was blank.
I pulled the balloon from the TT, but again felt conscious of dumping it, but it wasn't spotted. The balloons, in my opinion, were the best bit of the afternoon - the by-play with pretending to tie it and giving it to the helper all worked a treat, and everyone was laughing.
The only slightly annoying bit about the balloons was that I had practised my balloons for a couple of days previous, but as soon as one of the kids asked for a sword, that's what they all wanted! I made two dogs and ten swords!
All in all, I rate my performance on Thursday as low. The kids enjoyed it, in fact I overheard a couple of them talking about the dice disappearing into the hat, which was good to hear.
So there we have it. There's loads more I want to say, mainly along the lines of "I wish I'd had this..." or "I wish I'd done that..." but I'll save it for now.
Again, a big thank you for everyone's help, most noteably Bananafish for the die box and change bag, and for Stephenmagic for all his pm's (about five or six in total - he knows his stuff!).
Does this mean I can change my profile to WP? No? Damn. Not even for one day? OK. I understand...