Reasons to retire part 1
1. I get a bigger thrill out of table hopping for adults (i love children don't get me wrong).
2. Parents saying there will be 15 children there, you get there and there are 55
3. Children fighting when i am trying to work and no parents stopping them (this happened years ago but i will never forget that one)
4. The most famous saying in magic "If you don't enjoy it then you should not be doing it"
5. I have a chance to buy some illusions to add to my cabaret shows. Good prices from a very good source.
6. Children smacking me over the head with a balloon for

30 minutes
7. There is a good market for adult magic and concentrating on that area will enable me to get better effects and routines.
8. Cannot say as advertising is banned
9. Someone has offered me a potental regular teaching booking for magic (you teach young children). Need to think about that one
10. I find children are hard to please, if it is a mixed age groups then you need something for everyone. With adults you know the kind of things they respond too.
11. You spend all the time getting your 'setlist ready', you choose the effects and patter. You get there and the parent says "Oh, would you mind just making balloon models and doing only 1 trick

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Part 2 to follow (i need a beer

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